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malt globs
malt globs by simplesyrup September 20, 2012
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Glob dang it, Danny!
Glob dang it, Danny! by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022
Harlem Globetrotters
A Very Famous group of absolutely fantastic basketball players who did amazing tricks with a basketball! They toured & crowds loved them! I think they're still in existence today.
My Dad took us to see the Harlem Globetrotters & when they introduced them 1 by 1, each guy took like a 3' step forward! They sure put on a Great Show!
Harlem Globetrotters by Starchylde May 28, 2016
Gelatine Globes
Gelatine Globes by Working Class Hero January 1, 2021
Global Assault Yeet Squad
The Global Assault Yeet Squad (here on referred to as GAYS) is a low profile group of elite soldiers that will stop at nothing to stop their foes, the BBC (Bolivian Battlement Camp), who work alongside the JIZZ's (Juristrictive Informants of Zulu and Zanzibar). The GAYS work in various scenarios, most of them involving Autism Awareness Centers.
Example 1:
BBC Soldier #1: The Global Assault Yeet Squad is thwarting us!
BBC Soldier #2: We know! They're made up of some of the most elite soldiers in the World!
BBC Soldier #1: And that one autistic soldier has killed more than 100 soldiers in the span of the 3 minutes we've been defending this bridge.
BBC Soldier #1: The Global Assault Yeet Squad is thwarting us!
BBC Soldier #2: We know! They're made up of some of the most elite soldiers in the World!
BBC Soldier #1: And that one autistic soldier has killed more than 100 soldiers in the span of the 3 minutes we've been defending this bridge.
Global Assault Yeet Squad by nigger69420 November 28, 2019
4th gen global visual king
the one. The only, Jake sim of enhypen.
Jake's visuals are so unreal it's evident that many were attracted to him even before his debut. The first impression of people who met him k-engenes and i-engenes said he was very unreal, Enhypen 1st imp members said he was very handsome. MC from various shows always said that he was handsome. So it's been proven that he deserves the nickname 4th gen global visual. Everyone was whipped by the visuals of Jake Sim from enhypen.
Jake's visuals are so unreal it's evident that many were attracted to him even before his debut. The first impression of people who met him k-engenes and i-engenes said he was very unreal, Enhypen 1st imp members said he was very handsome. MC from various shows always said that he was handsome. So it's been proven that he deserves the nickname 4th gen global visual. Everyone was whipped by the visuals of Jake Sim from enhypen.
4th gen global visual king by Taureanpril July 23, 2021
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.