When your best friend gets a little too smashed and orders a blowjob from a hooker but decides to be safe and uses a condom. That is a glumkin.
by nikph August 5, 2008
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me: Sheesh you don't have to be a glumkoneechiwawa!
hjkl: You can't do anything right!
me: You are such a glumkoneechiwawa!
me: Sheesh you don't have to be a glumkoneechiwawa!
hjkl: You can't do anything right!
me: You are such a glumkoneechiwawa!
by xxkitkatmixx March 30, 2009
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Your toothless whore of a grandmother sure can give a mean Glumpkin!
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I'm going to punch out your sister's teeth so she can give me a true Glumpkin.
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I'm going to punch out your sister's teeth so she can give me a true Glumpkin.
by Steve Fron Superior January 20, 2009
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"In Old Nan's stories the grumkins crafted magic things that could make a wish come true. Did I wish him dead? she wondered, before she remembered she was too old to believe in grumkin."
source: George R. R. Martin - A Song of Ice and Fire
source: George R. R. Martin - A Song of Ice and Fire
by phogieone February 6, 2010
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