glumkin

When one recieves fellatio from a hooker whilst using a condom.

When your best friend gets a little too smashed and orders a blowjob from a hooker but decides to be safe and uses a condom. That is a glumkin.

by nikph August 5, 2008

glumkin

when you pay someone (i.e. a hooker) to give you a blowjob with a condom on

Hooker: wat would you like tonight?
Jimbo: i'll have a glumkin

by young sloane August 17, 2008

Glumkoneechiwawa

A person who is mean or irritating.

asdfg: I hate you.
me: Sheesh you don't have to be a glumkoneechiwawa!

hjkl: You can't do anything right!
me: You are such a glumkoneechiwawa!

by xxkitkatmixx March 30, 2009

Glumpkin

Similar to the Blumpkin, however the oral sex received by the male while taking a dump is given by a person with no teeth. (Blumpkin + Gummer = Glumpkin)

Your toothless whore of a grandmother sure can give a mean Glumpkin!
OR....
I'm going to punch out your sister's teeth so she can give me a true Glumpkin.

by Steve Fron Superior January 20, 2009

gumkin

Receiving a blumkin from an old woman with no teeth

The prostitute was so old that when she took out her false teeth i had no choice but to tell her to give me a gumkin or get the fuck out

by plags December 24, 2014

Glumping

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016

grumkin

A grumkin is a children's fanciful monster

"In Old Nan's stories the grumkins crafted magic things that could make a wish come true. Did I wish him dead? she wondered, before she remembered she was too old to believe in grumkin."

source: George R. R. Martin - A Song of Ice and Fire

by phogieone February 6, 2010