glumkin
When your best friend gets a little too smashed and orders a blowjob from a hooker but decides to be safe and uses a condom. That is a glumkin.
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glumkin
glumkin by young sloane August 17, 2008
Glumkoneechiwawa
asdfg: I hate you.
me: Sheesh you don't have to be a glumkoneechiwawa!
hjkl: You can't do anything right!
me: You are such a glumkoneechiwawa!
me: Sheesh you don't have to be a glumkoneechiwawa!
hjkl: You can't do anything right!
me: You are such a glumkoneechiwawa!
Glumkoneechiwawa by xxkitkatmixx March 30, 2009
Glumpkin
Similar to the Blumpkin, however the oral sex received by the male while taking a dump is given by a person with no teeth. (Blumpkin + Gummer = Glumpkin)
Your toothless whore of a grandmother sure can give a mean Glumpkin!
OR....
I'm going to punch out your sister's teeth so she can give me a true Glumpkin.
OR....
I'm going to punch out your sister's teeth so she can give me a true Glumpkin.
Glumpkin by Steve Fron Superior January 20, 2009
gumkin
The prostitute was so old that when she took out her false teeth i had no choice but to tell her to give me a gumkin or get the fuck out
Glumping
Glumping by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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