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ghjk's alter ego, similar to asdf's alter ego, sdfg, she is somewhat emotionless, seen with sdfg in bars, sits in ally ways, cries randomly, may have depression. watch out for her.
guy 1: have you met hjkl?
guy 2: who?
guy 1: honestly, I don't know...
hjkl by Waffle_Guy December 20, 2021

hjkl;lkjhgds5h6by756bb56yb 

hjkl;lkjhgds5h6by756bb56yb is one of the variations of the "cat on the keyboard" language.

Other variations are: ajawiohdofihh48843';lk;hf; y45ugf7uyinro;erf and qw8yyhr34.
hey! you got some hjkl;lkjhgds5h6by756bb56yb?
naw i thought you said to bring the ajawiohdofihh48843';lk;hf.
aww. did you atleast bring the y45ugf7uyinro;erf?
yea i did

hjklqewrty7824hirufuwj4h! 

"hjklqewrty7824hirufuwj4h!" occurs when mashing the keyboard for the reason of being way too fucking tired to type.
hjklqewrty7824hirufuwj4h! by Larfty February 4, 2023

hjklfdsahjklfdsauioprewqbnm,vcxz

You've done qwertyuiop, qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, ]poiuytrewq';lkjhgdsa/.,mnbvcxz, zaqxswcdevfbgtnhymju,ki.lo/;p', qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/', etc. And tried [something that felt satisfying to your four fingers.
Mom! I created something! Look! He types, "hjklfdsahjklfdsauioprewqbnm,vcxz"
Gay kid who’s bad at siege
Your playing worse than Hjkl6 idk how that’s even possible

hjklzxn zxhjkcbnze

yeah, hjklzxn zxhjkcbnze
hjklzxn zxhjkcbnze by roxxa August 5, 2023
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