Glurking

Glurking is when you shit and piss into a toilet and then get a cup and scoop up the "Glurk" and gurgle it.

Hey jake do you have to piss im in the mood for glurking!

by E2trappyv2.0Manigga September 2, 2025

Glurking

1. The state of being physically stuck in one spot (usually on a couch or bed) because you are "doom-scrolling" or "rot-watching" content, despite having a full bladder, hunger, or urgent chores.

2. A specific type of "social glue" where one lingers in a doorway or at the edge of a conversation, unable to either fully join in or successfully leave.

"I was supposed to leave for the gym an hour ago, but I’ve just been glurking on TikTok for the last forty minutes."

I tried to say goodbye at the party, but then I got caught glurking by the coat rack for ten minutes because I didn't want to interrupt their story."

by glurkmaster January 9, 2026

glarking

The act of depositing feces directly into a reclining chair.

"Im glarking a biscuit in your laze-boy bro!

by wowawwowa October 3, 2010

Glurping

In the act of fellatio, it's when the giver gulps the cum while slurping the dick?

Kim Kardashian was glurping Ray J, she's such a pornstar.

by heyyyyyDude May 12, 2012

glurping

someone who hugs without pants

she likes glurping random citizens

by polkic May 18, 2010

glucking

The act of being gluck.

when I hung out with Sarah, she was glucking.

by Poppop November 24, 2006

Glarking

The sound made by the act of roughly shoving an erect penis down a woman's throat.

That Britney Amber bitch is crazy, did you see her glarking in that gangbang?

by Baresark February 17, 2023