Gluckin
The ugliest bridesmaid in a bridal party. Not to be confused with the Guvlanka, who is the fattest bridesmaid.
Gluckin by Drty Chavez March 27, 2009
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Glocking
To mumble quietly and incoherently to ones self. Only speaking nonsense and/or gibberish and nothing anyone nearby can understand or respond to.
Glocking by SpacesPeeps2021 June 6, 2021
gucking
gucking by JohnDoeSmith December 31, 2009
Glockin'
Kracker#1 Ay yo see that jungle bunny over there I bet he is glockin'
Albino Kracker#2 Dawg that nigga is armed and dangerous.
Kracker#1 Imma go fuck with him.. poke him with a stick.
Albino Kracker#2 Dawg you bout to get your head blown off your shoulders.
Kracker #1 No i wont you shit face.
(proceeds to poke the jungle bunny with a stick)
Pow..Pow..Pow..
Albino Kracker#2 Told you so.. YA DEAD..
Albino Kracker#2 Dawg that nigga is armed and dangerous.
Kracker#1 Imma go fuck with him.. poke him with a stick.
Albino Kracker#2 Dawg you bout to get your head blown off your shoulders.
Kracker #1 No i wont you shit face.
(proceeds to poke the jungle bunny with a stick)
Pow..Pow..Pow..
Albino Kracker#2 Told you so.. YA DEAD..
It's glickin time
Named after the Jim Glickenhaus, the defiant hunk of a man who created the Glickenhaus SCG007 Hypercar, it's describing the rejection of odds of winning a motorsport race by cursing their winning opponents with mechanical failures (known as "Glickening").
I won Le mans 24 Hours by yelling "It's glickin time". All the cars in front of me just spontaneously exploded on the last hour.
It's glickin time by LadaSafetyCar June 12, 2022
Glückenschleimer
1.) Pseudo-German word used to refer to a happy, cheerful, and overall awesome German foreign exchange student.
2.) Word used by high-school students, particularly the Asians, to imitate the sound of that of the spoken German language.
3.) Fake German Phrase. True meaning is ambiguous.
2.) Word used by high-school students, particularly the Asians, to imitate the sound of that of the spoken German language.
3.) Fake German Phrase. True meaning is ambiguous.
1. Germany won the world cup! Das Glückenschleimer!
2. That German girl is always so happy. What a Glückenschleimer.
2. That German girl is always so happy. What a Glückenschleimer.
Glückenschleimer by technicolorwashboard May 30, 2011
Gucking
The action of an erect penis being stimulated by deep-throat. Derived from the sound that is made, "Guck, guck, guck, guck".
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