What the past left behind for us. The time we are living in right now is therefore a present from the past.
Person 1: Why is it called the present?
Person 2: Because everything we see is a present from the past
by hittaJ March 19, 2017
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The exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick
Me: I will begin my Presentation by starts off with Alabama being-

Girl: why dose Carl having a boner?
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A word with too many goddamn definitions.
She's presently present, so I'll present my present.

Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.
by Shiny Things Are Shiny February 19, 2013
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When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.
We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm presenting.
by djxpress March 20, 2009
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the singular moment when you are most susceptible to a heart attack.
teacher: "we are having a presentation tomorrow"
student: "dies of a heart attack"
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Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner
Omg that guy is certainly presenting,
His 8 inches is presenting itself.
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A word that illiterate people use instead of "presenting" becasue htey dont know how to say "presenting"
Me: Hey, you presenting today?

Illiterate Moron: Yah mon, im presentating.
by BuD_WeiS_eR October 22, 2003
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