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professional cs go and minecraft player currently playing for hltv positive Glowen is a legendary minecraft streamer (widely considered the worst streamer of all time). He is famous for awping on d2 and being bad on most maps. Sometimes he shines but thats mostly cause he cheats. He is also belgian and a terrible chess and l4d2 player... His favourite word is "trash" cause it describes him best xd
Glowen always carries us cause we're trash
Glowen by GlooweN April 18, 2017
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the coolest guy in the world . the ladies man
hey look the glowen is in town
glowen by glen August 6, 2003
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Glower is a slang for a Federal Agent, usually used for one in disguise over the internet.
The slang comes from a racist rant by the coder of TempleOS Terry A. Davis.
"The CIA n*gg*rs glow in the dark, you can see them when you are driving. You just gotta run 'em over with your car."
Moderator: Don't post links on open chat, there are a lot of glowers in this server.
Glower by LateVann December 4, 2020
1) (in real life) To give off some form of positive energy through vibes, beauty, etc. Most often used to describe how the person is perceived visually, like a smile but not something like a compliment.

2) (in internet culture)

a) To be close to or to break the TOS of a social media site in a way that is eye catching to some. Especially used if the action that caused the user to glow is something the community they are a part in often get criticized for.

b) To be suspected of being a federal agent who is either trying to infiltrate or provoke online communities. Often posted when an account is found to have doctored photos, made up first and last names, and/or relatively extreme ideas. Possibly a reference to the quote, "The cia ******* glow in the dark."
1) Becky: "How do I look?"
Samantha: "Omg, you're glowing!"

2)
a) User1: "All parents who vaccinate their children should have their children taken by Child Protective Services."

User2: "This man is glowing so hard."

b) User1: "If you're being interrogated by the police, I'd recommend to not invoke the right to remain silent because it looks more natural to the judge."

User2: "User1 is glowing so much, all of the images they've posted of themselves we're ripped from someone's abandoned blog from 2006 and nobody has been recorded in the US of having the same name they claim to have."
Glowing by real_account May 7, 2021

glownigger 

A governmental agent (FBI, NSA, CIA, ATF) making bait posts on forums and image boards to entrap individuals or gather intelligence. The purported goal of glowniggers is baiting potential criminals or gather intelligence about a particular online community to reveal their intentions or beliefs.

The practice of posting as a glownigger is called glowposting.

The term was coined by paranoid-schizophrenic internet personality and Temple OS programmer Terry Davis in his livestream. "The CIA niggers glow in the dark, you can see them if you're driving. You just run them over " - Terry Davis, 2017.
The term was popularized around 2018-2019 on 4chan.org (specifically the /pol/ board) and 8chan.

see also glow nigger glowposting
I saw a post on 4chan asking what kind of gun is best for a school shooting. OP must be an ATF glownigger.
glownigger by NillKiggers March 19, 2019

glowing E.T. heart 

When a bowl, waterfall, or gravity bong is sufficiently rolling and resembles the glowing heart of E.T
I couldn't help but smile as I watched the water run from my waterfall creating a beautiful glowing E.T. heart

glowed up 

Got fine as fuck
You glowed up shawty.
glowed up by Zemdaya July 8, 2015
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Pee Calculus

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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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