gloven

An insulated glove worn to keep hands from getting burned when taking stuff out of the oven or handling hot cookware. Formerly know as the "oven mitt".

If you're going to be operating a cornballer, you'd better be wearing a gloven.

by The Glovenator October 4, 2013

gloven

An exclamation made by the more intellectual of the group.

I defeated Xu Huang in the last battle, it was intense, gloven!

by Abdiel March 15, 2004

Gloven

Stud muffin with more pussy than he can handle. He is the destroyer of Jersey mikes sandwiches and the #1 Planet Fitness hater. Science teacher is his number one op

Gloven said today is a jersey mikes day

by Baseball_boy6 January 10, 2024

dutch gloven

A smaller version of the dutch oven. When you fart in to your cupped hand and deliver the prize to an unsuspecting victim, aka dutch oven mitt.

Brendan like to ease in to relationships. That boy has some wicked gas, so to acclimate girls in to a long-term relationship, he will give a girl a dutch gloven within the first three dates. If she survives that, the next step is to turn up the heat and introduce her to his full-on dutch oven.

by the comand'r December 9, 2013

THE SALAD GLOVE®

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013

Goven Rule

A translation of the Golden Rule made by Jeff Goven aka "The Grapplin' Chaplain"...

The Goven Rule: "Always interact with others on the basis of honest mutual consent".

by Kahdlibber November 2, 2017

Donald Glover

Also known as Childish Gambino. The only Donald we need.

Person 1: Did you here about Donald Trump?
Person 2: The only Donald I need to hear about is Donald Glover.

by kidZboPisMysHit January 28, 2017