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cretinous

vanessa mcgee is very cretinous
hi cretinous gflkwegjklefjglkefjgkletfjhklgjhlgklj
by glen January 27, 2005
mugGet the cretinousmug.

lannox

Lannox make technical appliances that workm rather quite good! Being a rip off brand off Rowa which is also a good brand which is a rip off Teac!
When Glen bought a Rowa imitation flat screen digital tv (or so he reckoned) it came with a free lannox dvd player that broke within 2 weeks!
by Glen November 3, 2003
mugGet the lannoxmug.

maximum-density

Developed at the Naked Turtle while bartending.

Def:

A girl wearing jeans two sizes small, thus fitting the most amount of mass into the smallest possible volume.

Remember the formula for density:

D=M/V
Yo! That girl is pushin maximum desnity in those jeans.
by Glen February 9, 2005
mugGet the maximum-densitymug.

lux et veritas

Dishwashing Soap and Tape Backup Software. (i.e. Get a clean Backup or Clean your backup tapes)

Originally expressed as Palmolive et Veritas, however, Madge (the Palmolive saleswoman) was mostly too hands on and Lux was therefore considered more generic.
"There are parity errors on our backup tapes. Tell operations 'lux et veritas'!
by Glen March 5, 2004
mugGet the lux et veritasmug.

gtr

dude my moms bitching i gtr
by glen March 9, 2004
mugGet the gtrmug.

glowen

the coolest guy in the world . the ladies man
hey look the glowen is in town
by glen August 6, 2003
mugGet the glowenmug.

tuna sandwich

giving a stank pussey some head oral
The bitch I was with last night made me eat her tuna sandwhich before she'd fuck
by glen March 7, 2005
mugGet the tuna sandwichmug.

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