maximum-density

Developed at the Naked Turtle while bartending.

Def:

A girl wearing jeans two sizes small, thus fitting the most amount of mass into the smallest possible volume.

Remember the formula for density:

D=M/V
Yo! That girl is pushin maximum desnity in those jeans.
by Glen February 10, 2005
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jelly sandwhich

a jelly sandwhich is a term used to define both a pointless spreading of gelatinous goo over bread or to eat out a chick while she's on her period
WTF dude, u ate my jelly sandwhich!

That chick tried to lemme have a jelly sandwhich the stupid whore.
by glen March 08, 2005
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walking the dog

I got caught walking the dog last night.
by Glen January 09, 2004
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tuna sandwich

giving a stank pussey some head oral
The bitch I was with last night made me eat her tuna sandwhich before she'd fuck
by glen March 08, 2005
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cum

stu likes to drink it on a friday night when hes out with the
by Glen October 17, 2003
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cretinous

vanessa mcgee is very cretinous
hi cretinous gflkwegjklefjglkefjgkletfjhklgjhlgklj
by glen January 27, 2005
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blokes

it is an Australian term 4 a male but it certainly does NOT mean he is drinking or that, that is all he does.
bloke is used in the same way as guy, man, boy, male.
it has NO particular reference other than denoting gender.
I AM AUSTRALIAN, I SPEAK FROM YRS OF EXPERIENCE
see that bloke over there he's got a .....
the bloke in the blue shirt is the 1 your looking 4.
that bloke in the corner is a dead set wanker.
by Glen February 06, 2005
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