glen's definitions

maximum-density

Developed at the Naked Turtle while bartending.

Def:

A girl wearing jeans two sizes small, thus fitting the most amount of mass into the smallest possible volume.

Remember the formula for density:

D=M/V

Yo! That girl is pushin maximum desnity in those jeans.

by Glen February 9, 2005

cretinous

vanessa mcgee is very cretinous

hi cretinous gflkwegjklefjglkefjgkletfjhklgjhlgklj

by glen January 27, 2005

death by stereo

the greatest fucking hardcore/metal band around all others are mongoloid like in nature in comparision to Death By Stereo

Emo Holocaust your sweater can save you now!
Death By Stereo GO!

by GLen March 9, 2005

tuna sandwich

giving a stank pussey some head oral

The bitch I was with last night made me eat her tuna sandwhich before she'd fuck

by glen March 7, 2005

lannox

Lannox make technical appliances that workm rather quite good! Being a rip off brand off Rowa which is also a good brand which is a rip off Teac!

When Glen bought a Rowa imitation flat screen digital tv (or so he reckoned) it came with a free lannox dvd player that broke within 2 weeks!

by Glen November 3, 2003

Fukin Rites

is used to show extreme delight

Fukin rites....this sex is awesome

by glen January 27, 2005

jelly sandwhich

a jelly sandwhich is a term used to define both a pointless spreading of gelatinous goo over bread or to eat out a chick while she's on her period

WTF dude, u ate my jelly sandwhich!

That chick tried to lemme have a jelly sandwhich the stupid whore.

by glen March 7, 2005