glen's definitions

cum

the white stuff

stu likes to drink it on a friday night when hes out with the

by Glen January 31, 2007

lannox

Lannox make technical appliances that workm rather quite good! Being a rip off brand off Rowa which is also a good brand which is a rip off Teac!

When Glen bought a Rowa imitation flat screen digital tv (or so he reckoned) it came with a free lannox dvd player that broke within 2 weeks!

by Glen November 3, 2003

mcjob

Job choices that are presented when all one has strived for is a McEducation. Usually involves those that have a McAttitude and McMentality. Usually not race or class based, but based on culture. Can also be caused by having McParents.

Even though (Bubba, Laquicia, Jose, Bobbie-Lee) graduated from high school with good grades, all that would ever be available would be a McJob.

by Glen November 29, 2003

glowen

the coolest guy in the world . the ladies man

hey look the glowen is in town

by glen August 6, 2003

girls aloud

More manufactured pop (what's new?), but at least with some talent (they can all sing... a bit).

Kimberley Walsh has a very nice arse it must be said. The rest are average at best.

I have no idea why I just spent some valuable time typing this.

by Glen August 4, 2004

tuna sandwich

giving a stank pussey some head oral

The bitch I was with last night made me eat her tuna sandwhich before she'd fuck

by glen March 7, 2005

jelly sandwhich

a jelly sandwhich is a term used to define both a pointless spreading of gelatinous goo over bread or to eat out a chick while she's on her period

WTF dude, u ate my jelly sandwhich!

That chick tried to lemme have a jelly sandwhich the stupid whore.

by glen March 7, 2005