Definitions by glen

cum

the white stuff

stu likes to drink it on a friday night when hes out with the

cum by Glen January 31, 2007

death by stereo 

the greatest fucking hardcore/metal band around all others are mongoloid like in nature in comparision to Death By Stereo

Emo Holocaust your sweater can save you now!
Death By Stereo GO!

death by stereo by GLen March 9, 2005

death by stereo 

the great fucking hardcore band around and there is nothing you can do about so sit and spin

Emo holocuast: you sweater cant save you now
Death by stereo rocks your ass to the moon

death by stereo by GLen March 9, 2005

tuna sandwich 

giving a stank pussey some head oral

The bitch I was with last night made me eat her tuna sandwhich before she'd fuck

tuna sandwich by glen March 7, 2005

jelly sandwhich 

a jelly sandwhich is a term used to define both a pointless spreading of gelatinous goo over bread or to eat out a chick while she's on her period

WTF dude, u ate my jelly sandwhich!

That chick tried to lemme have a jelly sandwhich the stupid whore.

jelly sandwhich by glen March 7, 2005

Tender 

ADJ.

Used to descibe a female who is very good looking in that innocent way.

Side Note:
In sign language tender is expressed by the pinching of the thumb and forefinger together.

That girl is TENDER!

Tender by Glen February 9, 2005

maximum-density 

Developed at the Naked Turtle while bartending.

Def:

A girl wearing jeans two sizes small, thus fitting the most amount of mass into the smallest possible volume.

Remember the formula for density:

D=M/V

Yo! That girl is pushin maximum desnity in those jeans.

maximum-density by Glen February 9, 2005