glen's definitions

lannox

Lannox make technical appliances that workm rather quite good! Being a rip off brand off Rowa which is also a good brand which is a rip off Teac!

When Glen bought a Rowa imitation flat screen digital tv (or so he reckoned) it came with a free lannox dvd player that broke within 2 weeks!

by Glen November 3, 2003

maximum-density

Developed at the Naked Turtle while bartending.

Def:

A girl wearing jeans two sizes small, thus fitting the most amount of mass into the smallest possible volume.

Remember the formula for density:

D=M/V

Yo! That girl is pushin maximum desnity in those jeans.

by Glen February 9, 2005

Fukin Rites

is used to show extreme delight

Fukin rites....this sex is awesome

by glen January 27, 2005

jelly sandwhich

a jelly sandwhich is a term used to define both a pointless spreading of gelatinous goo over bread or to eat out a chick while she's on her period

WTF dude, u ate my jelly sandwhich!

That chick tried to lemme have a jelly sandwhich the stupid whore.

by glen March 7, 2005

death by stereo

the great fucking hardcore band around and there is nothing you can do about so sit and spin

Emo holocuast: you sweater cant save you now
Death by stereo rocks your ass to the moon

by GLen March 9, 2005

mcjob

Job choices that are presented when all one has strived for is a McEducation. Usually involves those that have a McAttitude and McMentality. Usually not race or class based, but based on culture. Can also be caused by having McParents.

Even though (Bubba, Laquicia, Jose, Bobbie-Lee) graduated from high school with good grades, all that would ever be available would be a McJob.

by Glen November 29, 2003

cretinous

vanessa mcgee is very cretinous

hi cretinous gflkwegjklefjglkefjgkletfjhklgjhlgklj

by glen January 27, 2005