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Something you call somebody you want to fuck because they have a big dick
Dude he's a glown
Glown by theasdfasjfdasdf August 20, 2021
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a mixture of ginger, blonde and brown in a human beings hair, they will usually get bullied and called ginger as it may be the dominant colour. mainly in girls
freak 1: "omg you're so strawberry blonde"
freak 2: "no man, i'm glown"
freak 1: "woah, glownnn (Y), me likey"
glown by barbiegurl23420 March 21, 2008
The grin usually displayed by a clown.
My mother glowned at me
Glown by Blackhawk217 May 27, 2014
Excessively high to the point you can barely form a coherent sentence.
ā€œI’m pretty glonky.ā€
Glonky by Yaldabaoth June 1, 2021

Glow in the dark 

Back in the sixties, the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States conducted experiments on captured mutants. After extracting their abilities, they were granted miraculous powers but were cursed with the condition of glowing in the dark. A simple programmer by the name of Terry Davis happened to discover their plot. Since then, he has faked his death and gone into hiding after attempting to expose the "glow in the dark cia niggers".
You know, those cia niggers sure glow in the dark
The act of chugging a full cup of milk upon death in a video game.
"GLONTCH" ~Jabroni Mike after not S-Ranking Pizzascape in Pizza Tower
GLONTCH by Retrovoider March 19, 2023