The act of spooning someone, but one person's flipped head-to-toe, so that your privates are hitting the back of their neck and their ass is in your face.
I just glovered my girlfriend while watching TV on the couch, I wish she wouldn't have eaten beans before I stuck my head around there.
by WordCurator January 19, 2010
the best guy friend anyone could ever have. smart, talented, great body, hawt and most of all sweet. hes the type of person you would go to the end of the earth for. never a dull moment when you are around him. he always makes you laugh!
by xXv0guishXx June 19, 2009
1. A gay lover.
2. A man who is best friends with a woman who he is not and will never be attracted to but deeply loves and adores her. Is usually very knowledable on the subject of beauty, fashion, and new trends.
2. A man who is best friends with a woman who he is not and will never be attracted to but deeply loves and adores her. Is usually very knowledable on the subject of beauty, fashion, and new trends.
Kiki: Lydia I saw your Facebook, you're engaged?!
Lydia: (chuckles) He's my glover, silly! I mean did you see his profile picture? The man has better hair than I do!
Lydia: (chuckles) He's my glover, silly! I mean did you see his profile picture? The man has better hair than I do!
by I<3Elephants October 20, 2010
the name of an extreme liberal femanist who exclaims the rights of animals and women; usually an english teacher
by imacdaddy18 November 02, 2006
Someone involved in the fetishistic sexual act of sprocketing. The glover is the one who bites the choker on the throat until he draws blood.
by pearce duncan January 30, 2006
The act of ejaculating in a live electrical light socket while inserting a full long neck beer bottle in ones anus while watching it bubble. Specifically at company functions.
by Magnum ken August 24, 2017
noun - shitting oneself, to shart, particularly during an endurance sport, such as an Ironman triathlon.
by the humbleironman November 21, 2014