Xu

A really sexy, Asian man; specifically one loved by Amanda S and Lauren W. Usually found in the control room doing audio.

Damn, snotch! Did you see that Xu playing those tunes?

by sweetiethatsadog February 23, 2005

xu

Chinese surname synonymous with "really large penis".

Mr. Xu, may I suck your xu?
I dunno...is your mouth big enough?

by Iliketofu August 8, 2004

Xu

A phenomenon that occurs on a full moon when 10 wolves gather on a cliff which is below 32 degrees F.

I saw Xu last night.

by ... someone March 19, 2008

xu

A snotch, who is referred to as James Lynn by Lauren W, whom enjoys playing loud tunes in the control room. Usually saids phrases like "Take a chance you stupid, hoe", "Hot Damn", "Amanda S's hot", and "Fuck You". Laughs uncontrollably when someone talks dirty.

Shorti, look at Xu play those tuns like no one has ever played before.

by Lauren February 24, 2005

Xu

Xu is a very nice, unique, pretty, delicate,loyal and kind person.

Xu is very awesome!

by pasta liker123 August 14, 2021

xu

the absolute most sexiest greek nigga in the entire universe, bro steady drippin like a wet floor sign on gang, his shlong is taller than the statue of iiberty

nobody:
literally nobody:
ex: xu could rape me & i wouldn't blink unless if he gives me permission

by eexy April 14, 2022

Xu

A xu is a hundredth of a dong. Xus are typically found in Vietnam, where thousands of xus are exchanged every day.

"Hey I got 100 xus"

"Cool! Can you show me your dong then?"

by a guy with 100 xus June 2, 2024