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Getting your eyes gouged out

Cornwall: thats it youre getting gloucestered mate
Gloucester: wtf man

gloucestered by 8319s8 September 7, 2025

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Only In Gloucestershire (O.I.G)

A "person",event or story so outrageously unique, ridiculous or hideous that the only place in the world it would occur is in Gloucestershire. For example, Gloucester Wierdos and Cheese Rolling

Went up Glostee town last night, It was like a Halloween Safari

Haha Only In Gloucestershire (O.I.G) sounds like you saw some right OIG's (Gloucestershire Freaks)

Only In Gloucestershire (O.I.G) by Forester Mo May 8, 2011

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gloucester high school

an extremely scary school in ottawa with many stabbings in the area. anyone going here should fear for their safety. if you have the chance you should immediately transfer schools. almost everyone is on drugs and if you even LOOK at someone in the wrong way they will tell their gang about you and get you beaten up. i am praying for anyone who has to go to this terrible school. my advice to anyone who is going here is to make it one year without looking at or talking to anyone and transferring schools if you manage to finish the year.

person 1: did you hear about the freshman at gloucester high school who got stabbed just for the entertainment of the person who stabbed him?
person 2: yeah, i feel so bad for anyone who has to go to that terrible school

gloucester high school by bigfella23432 August 29, 2021

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Gloucestershire Ringtoss

The process by which, over the course of several years, a distinguished gentleman collects a substantial amount of knobcheese and forms it into a disc weighing several pounds. This must then be entered as the rolling cheese in the Gloucestershire cheese rolling competition, which is particularly difficult considering that it has been made by the same woman since 1988. To overcome this, one may either stealthily switch the cow-cheese with the man-cheese at any point in the process or convince the woman by sob story that the cheese was made by your dying mother who only ever wanted to see it rolled downhill or something, preferably using a starved puppy as a visual aid. Unbeknownst to anyone involved, however, one will have carved a hole in the cheese just wider than the diameter of your dick, hidden under the paper ribbons that wrap it. This is because you will, at the point it is thrown down hill, burst out from the crowds at the bottom and attempt to catch it on your dick, which should burst through the ribbons like a triumphant Olympic athlete, before you are then crushed by the waves of tumbling shire-folk.

‘A great race this year in which everyone died and finally someone got his dick out’ – The Gloucester Citizen

‘The Gloucestershire Ringtoss has finally been completed. The process has begun. Humankind’s dusk approacheth.’ – Mysterious man in cloak from The Royal Society of Go Away

Gloucestershire Ringtoss by 535 February 21, 2012