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a rough substance that Salad Fingers likes to rub against his nipples for a orgasmic effect
Salad fingers once rubbed the nettles against his nipple and then his nipple turned red.
nettles by jerry jackson rules! June 22, 2006
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An addistive substance, similar to Marijuana
Salad Fingers is addicted to Nettles
Nettles by Pig Child January 8, 2008
What some people call the nice big buds of the big bud plant. Also known as KB.
These are some sweet ass nettles.
nettles by John Lufkin August 18, 2006
My nettles stung her hard
Nettles by Trollforthebant324 May 14, 2017

tj nettles 

poonono, 35-110 year old vagina with large muff
tj nettles by dusty cunt June 9, 2008

jennifer nettles 

someone who might of had an affair with Jon Bon Jovi
Jennifer Nettles might have had sexual intercoarse with jon bon jovi without his wife knowing.
jennifer nettles by m.e.p February 16, 2008

nettlebedded 

"Emily couldn`t resist her urges, pulled over her car and nettlebedded young Benjamin hard!!!"
nettlebedded by Young Benjamin April 11, 2014
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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