gloover

A big purple barney otherwise known as a stupid mean poop face. USUALLY directed at edwards.

Bobz: Hey Eddie

Edward: shut up lover

Bobz: Your mean gloover you.

by The person 2 tables behind u October 31, 2023

Gloomer

Gloomer refers to several Wojak characters spread on 4chan describing young adults between ages 22 and 27 who lead an antisocial and uninspired life that may be a consequence of a blackpill OD, a rich inner world, eccentric tastes, and chronic anhedonia that alienate the Gloomer from the community. Although these aren't exclusive conditions for being a Gloomer, they provide a general basis for it.

Termed by some as an inbetween of the Doomer and Bloomer: the former being complete blackpill or the "final redpill", the latter being optimistic despite said blackpilling.

While the Doomer may be a lost cause, there is still hope for redemption for the Gloomer to emerge as a Bloomer and set aside their Weltschmerz, the other emotional destination being the honkpill.

The Gloomer may be an avid reader of Nietzsche, Hegesias of Cyrene, the Buddhists, Schopenhauer, and the Kali Yuga, among others.

The Gloomer is likely a symptom of a decaying civilization, social alienation, atomization, the realization of societal woes, and the degenerative effects of auto-domestication.

While the earliest variation of Gloomer depicted the character as a 27-year-old female, a male version of the character gained spread in April 2019.

"I'm considering a /nightwalk/ tonight"

"We're not gonna make it"

"I have a pretty cool mixtape, but you probably wouldn't want to hear it"

Normie: Why are you such a downer?

Gloomer: “He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby becomes a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.”

by polominty May 8, 2019

Donald Glover

Also known as Childish Gambino. The only Donald we need.

Person 1: Did you here about Donald Trump?
Person 2: The only Donald I need to hear about is Donald Glover.

by kidZboPisMysHit January 28, 2017

Donald Glover

The most multi-talented man on the planet. He is an amazing rapper, actor, writer and comedian. He plays Troy Barnes on Community on NBC and is hilarious. Previously worked ofr Derrickcomedy. Rapper name is Childish Gambino. Should be the biggest celebrity in the world but not enough people recognize his genius.

Bill: Hey, Ted have you heard of Donald Glover?
Ted: Of course, he's the most multi-talented person in the world.

by childishgambino7 July 11, 2011

brinel glover

queen

bro ur such a brinel glover

by imreallyfunnttoo October 29, 2021

Absolutely Glovered

To be worn out by spending your time next to someone with no "banter". Talks exclusively about things you could not care less about. Often harmful to mental health.

I was stuck in his room for more than half an hour, in the end I was absolutely glovered.

by salsamaster1991 June 9, 2011

Danny Glover Defence

The sequence in movies where a person getting shot at procedes to take cover behind a thinner object than him/herself ie a lamp post, thin pillar etc, and parts of the person are sticking out either side, yet they still manage to avoid getting shot. (as seen in the first Saw movie and several bugs bunny cartoons.)

JP> Dude, how did you not get shot at paintball this morning?

Chris> I was deploying the Danny Glover Defence

JP>Nice!

by ultrachris2000 October 7, 2010