4 definitions by ultrachris2000

Jits

South African Cape coloured slang for something that is really cool or sweet

Yoh that new Eminem track is Jits! (obviously a joke)

by ultrachris2000 September 30, 2010

Pirates Monday

Going for what sounds like a nice quiet dinner at Pirates Steakhouse in Diep River, with such amazing company as Ryan and Ricky Fourie, Gareth and GF, Tanzyn, Lisa and Chris, when Ryan out of no where claims he had an Ex girlfriend in New Zealand by the name of Ahora, and all hell breaking loose from there onwards. Including facebook status hacking, homo erotic insults, midget/modget abuse, neighbouring table annoyance to mention but a few of the fun unplanned activities.

I laughed so hard i shat blood, but it still doesnt beat that one Pirates Monday

by ultrachris2000 September 28, 2010

Transfer Tennis

When a person makes a phonecall to a place with a switchboard phone system and you proceed to get transferred around to various different departments for the duration of the call.

I called Midas Auto spares looking for a part for my car, but all i got was 10 minutes of Transfer Tennis

by ultrachris2000 December 9, 2010

Danny Glover Defence

The sequence in movies where a person getting shot at procedes to take cover behind a thinner object than him/herself ie a lamp post, thin pillar etc, and parts of the person are sticking out either side, yet they still manage to avoid getting shot. (as seen in the first Saw movie and several bugs bunny cartoons.)

JP> Dude, how did you not get shot at paintball this morning?

Chris> I was deploying the Danny Glover Defence

JP>Nice!

by ultrachris2000 October 5, 2010