gloober

A failed attempt at expelling phlem or other liquid material from one's mouth with the end result of having the liquid material land on the originator's chin, forehead shirt, or other part of the body.

Nice job genius, you just gloobered on yourself.. I guess that teaches you to spit in public..

by Jimi Spier December 27, 2007

gloober

The form Alice takes when she flies or stalks people, it could also mean when she steals Spanish kiddies named leandro

Hey dude is that a gloober? Better fucking j e r k off to it to make it go away haha

by Chickenjuice69 May 18, 2019

gloober

wierd word some sort of an insult

You are a gl0ober

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Gloober

The piece a food that gets stuck between your teeth, particularly showing up during job interviews, dates, or family portraits.

"Dude, I hope you didn't smile-- you have a nasty gloober in your tooth."

by TheHotPop May 3, 2007

Gloober

A fat dab.

That gloober got me faced.

by GANGeskahn November 21, 2020

Gloober

A man's penis or dick.

Ay bitch, suck my gloober.

by Rome707 September 29, 2007

gloober

A goober who uses glue

Kid : *puts glue on hand*
Kid 2 : What are you doing you gloober!

by a-pathetic-lesbian-cat-lover October 29, 2025