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gloopmaxxing

The act of “melting” after eating a large meal.
Can be used to refer to an obese person.
Simon is gloopmaxxing on the couch.

I have been gloopmaxxing recently.
gloopmaxxing by gloopist December 29, 2025
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goodmaxxing 

goooooodf
im neing so good togay can you beliveit guy its christ masd one week away6? for real????// can you belivee int time flysa so afast christmas 1 week??? :O goodmaxxing
goodmaxxing by balls real August 4, 2022

gloopmaxing

sucking a massive gigantic, ginormous, of extra size, long, lengthy, beefy, tall, slim, thick, gigantean, dick of considerable size, extent, or intensity to make your throat wider and to fake sick.
Lukas likes gloopmaxing on Matthew and Brennen's schlongs
gloopmaxing by Tyler Carlson March 4, 2024

gloopmaxing

sucking on an enormous, gigantic, large, of extra size, lengthy, beefy, tall, thick, brown, white, hard, soft, dick of unnecessary proportions
Lukas like gloopmaxing to Brennen, Matthew, and T-Sizzle's massive schlongs
gloopmaxing by Tyler Carlson March 4, 2024

glorpmaxxing 

Glorp prolg GLORP
I was at the TikTok Rizz party and I was glorpmaxxing
glorpmaxxing by Glorp69 June 12, 2024

Gloommaxxing 

When someone is being intentionally needlessly and irrationally upset with a topic or certain thing. It can also occur unintentionally if they are overreacting due to overwhelming information or just being told bad news, but usually it is a way of making a point with their feelings.
Man, I can’t believe you decided to cancel the plans of the smoke out at the weekend, you ruined my week, man

“Dude stop Gloommaxxing.”
Gloommaxxing by matcastled October 7, 2025

Goomaxxing 

When you jerk off as much as humanly possible, collect all the jizz and consume it
"Where's John?"
"He's Goomaxxing at the moment"
Goomaxxing by goomaxxer November 18, 2023
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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