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goodmaxxing 

goooooodf
im neing so good togay can you beliveit guy its christ masd one week away6? for real????// can you belivee int time flysa so afast christmas 1 week??? :O goodmaxxing
goodmaxxing by balls real August 4, 2022

gloopmaxing

sucking a massive gigantic, ginormous, of extra size, long, lengthy, beefy, tall, slim, thick, gigantean, dick of considerable size, extent, or intensity to make your throat wider and to fake sick.
Lukas likes gloopmaxing on Matthew and Brennen's schlongs
gloopmaxing by Tyler Carlson March 4, 2024

gloopmaxing

sucking on an enormous, gigantic, large, of extra size, lengthy, beefy, tall, thick, brown, white, hard, soft, dick of unnecessary proportions
Lukas like gloopmaxing to Brennen, Matthew, and T-Sizzle's massive schlongs
gloopmaxing by Tyler Carlson March 4, 2024

glorpmaxxing 

Glorp prolg GLORP
I was at the TikTok Rizz party and I was glorpmaxxing
glorpmaxxing by Glorp69 June 12, 2024

Gloommaxxing 

When someone is being intentionally needlessly and irrationally upset with a topic or certain thing. It can also occur unintentionally if they are overreacting due to overwhelming information or just being told bad news, but usually it is a way of making a point with their feelings.
“Man, I can’t believe you decided to cancel the plans of the smoke out at the weekend, you ruined my week, man”

“Dude stop Gloommaxxing.”
Gloommaxxing by matcastled October 7, 2025

Goomaxxing 

When you jerk off as much as humanly possible, collect all the jizz and consume it
"Where's John?"
"He's Goomaxxing at the moment"
Goomaxxing by goomaxxer November 18, 2023
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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