gloopmaxing

sucking a massive gigantic, ginormous, of extra size, long, lengthy, beefy, tall, slim, thick, gigantean, dick of considerable size, extent, or intensity to make your throat wider and to fake sick.

Lukas likes gloopmaxing on Matthew and Brennen's schlongs

gloopmaxing by Tyler Carlson March 4, 2024

gloopmaxing

sucking on an enormous, gigantic, large, of extra size, lengthy, beefy, tall, thick, brown, white, hard, soft, dick of unnecessary proportions

Lukas like gloopmaxing to Brennen, Matthew, and T-Sizzle's massive schlongs

gloopmaxing by Tyler Carlson March 4, 2024

goonmaxing 

Goonmaxing
(Goon-max-ing)

-verb

Maximising ones goonish attributes to become a better Goon such as aquiring a high quality bandit mask, getting to know your boss and fellow goons, going to the gym to be better at the whole hired muscle thing and joining a union for goons and other such hired henchery

"Sorry guys, I can't go out to the pub with you rn, I'm goonmaxing"

goonmaxing by Goon-Mman July 2, 2023

gloopmaxxing

The act of “melting” after eating a large meal.
Can be used to refer to an obese person.

Simon is gloopmaxxing on the couch.

I have been gloopmaxxing recently.

gloopmaxxing by gloopist December 29, 2025

Goonmaxing 

Going all-out (maxing) when you are gooning (edging so hard that you start to hallucinate)

Leave him alone, he’s busy goonmaxing rn

Goonmaxing by Q-lover6000 February 15, 2024

goofmaxing 

Goofmaxing is an act of hysterically gooning, when gooning for a long period of time one reaches a state of hallucinating and or laughing hysterically

I overheard Ben laughing in the bathroom but he wouldn’t stop or tell us what was funny, he must’ve been goofmaxing

goofmaxing by JuffJelqing February 29, 2024

Goonmaxing 

The act of Gooning at every possible moment, at home, at work, at school, anywhere you can grab a moment to goon.

Man I caught Carl Goonmaxing in the work van the other night

Goonmaxing by Vauss April 25, 2024