sucking a massive gigantic, ginormous, of extra size, long, lengthy, beefy, tall, slim, thick, gigantean, dick of considerable size, extent, or intensity to make your throat wider and to fake sick.

Lukas likes gloopmaxing on Matthew and Brennen's schlongs

gloopmaxing by Tyler Carlson March 4, 2024

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gloopmaxing

sucking on an enormous, gigantic, large, of extra size, lengthy, beefy, tall, thick, brown, white, hard, soft, dick of unnecessary proportions

Lukas like gloopmaxing to Brennen, Matthew, and T-Sizzle's massive schlongs

gloopmaxing by Tyler Carlson March 4, 2024

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Gloommaxxing

When someone is being intentionally needlessly and irrationally upset with a topic or certain thing. It can also occur unintentionally if they are overreacting due to overwhelming information or just being told bad news, but usually it is a way of making a point with their feelings.

“Man, I can’t believe you decided to cancel the plans of the smoke out at the weekend, you ruined my week, man”

“Dude stop Gloommaxxing.”

Gloommaxxing by matcastled October 7, 2025

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Globemaxxing

The act of making change towards the better of humanity and/or the world in general. Similar to globalism, "globemaxxing" focuses on more unconventional, extreme, and directly impactful avenues for change. Particularly, those that disrupt standardized societal structures.

Not to be confused with the incel term "geomaxxing".

In an effort to break the economical stranglehold held by a large laundromat chain, a local competitor resorted to globemaxxing, by sabotaging 25 dryers at two separate locations.

Globemaxxing by Your Income February 22, 2026

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