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Goonmaxxing 

Goonmaxx or goonmaxxing is the procces of edging until you reach a out of body hypnotic state. there are several levels in the gooning verse practice helps the edger reach a new level of hypnosis. the state of nirvana is the highest but it takes hours of edging to men preferably. goonmaxxing helps you become a redpill god and combined with fletching and soundmaxxing and jelqing and slincemaxxing you can become a psl god.
when are we Goonmaxxing grandpa ???
Kavi dial and keshawn are Goonmaxxing
Goonmaxxing by Nickolas aruis January 31, 2024
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Goonmaxxing 

Goonmaxx or goonmaxxing is the procces of edging until you reach a out of body hypnotic state. there are several levels in the gooning verse practice helps the edger reach a new level of hypnosis. the state of nirvana is the highest but it takes hours of edging to men preferably. goonmaxxing helps you become a redpill god and combined with fletching and soundmaxxing and jelqing and slincemaxxing you can become a psl god.
when are we Goonmaxxing grandpa ???
Kavi dial and keshawn are Goonmaxxing
Goonmaxxing by Nickolas aruis January 31, 2024

goonmaxxing 

verb

The act of gooning to the highest intensity; your splooge can’t stop coming out. When you are goonmaxxing, your serotonin levels are at a high and you have become one with the shlong. The Johnson is numb at this point but you are ascending to the heavens due to the amount of pleasure you are receiving.
Sorry guys I can’t play right now i’m Goonmaxxing.
goonmaxxing by goonmaxxer69 February 24, 2024

Goonmaxxing 

Goonmaxxing is the art of masturbation where one does it for twenty four hours everyday for an end result of an increased output of semen and length of manhood.

This is the act of watching specifically Sponge Bob Square Pants NSFW while masturbating.
Oh my god bro! i have reached my 10002nd day of Goonmaxxing!
Goonmaxxing by Rev😈 June 30, 2024

Geomaxxing

The act of travelling to a different country or area to improve your dating odds and quality of life.

Originally referred to as SEAmaxxing, Geomaxxing is a pseudo-incelospherian term which originated on incel forums as a solution for Incels to escape inceldom. The concept of geomaxxing has started to gain popularity outside of the incelsphere and has even developed it's own subculture on the website geomax.me.
Ever since Timmy heard about geomaxxing he decided to move to Argentinia and finally get a girlfriend.
Geomaxxing by WIKIKING August 19, 2022

goonmaxing 

Goonmaxing
(Goon-max-ing)

-verb

Maximising ones goonish attributes to become a better Goon such as aquiring a high quality bandit mask, getting to know your boss and fellow goons, going to the gym to be better at the whole hired muscle thing and joining a union for goons and other such hired henchery
"Sorry guys, I can't go out to the pub with you rn, I'm goonmaxing"
goonmaxing by Goon-Mman July 2, 2023

Geomaxxing

The act of traveling to a different country or area to improve your quality of life, standard of living, lower your cost of living, and increase your sexual market value in the dating market.

Originally referred to as SEAmaxxing (SEA stands for South East Asia), Geomaxxing is a term which originated on incel forums as a solution for Incels to escape inceldom. The concept of geomaxxing has started to gain popularity outside of the incelsphere and has even developed it's own subculture on the website and forum geomaxxing.com . Another failed website and forum called geomax.me briefly existed but was poorly run and quickly over run by African Americans and Pajeets looking to find white women.
Ever since Alex Brown heard about Geomaxxing he decided to move to Japan and finally get a girlfriend.
Geomaxxing by KingOfKyiv October 13, 2022