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Describes the mood of one in a perpetual state of self-loathing and depression.
A gloombt Hershman cut a sorry figure in the crowd, upon learning that there was no peanut butter left.

Having had sex with one too many girls, Hershman's blue balls made him all the more gloombt.

As the kind chef at Subway accidently puts salad in Hershman's sandwich, he is immediately overwhelmed by a cloud of gloombt.
Gloombt by The Gloombtmeister February 14, 2012

Gloomjoy 

A person who gains innocent (not malicious, that’s a sadist) enjoyment from watching another persons misfortune and suffering. Such people are often found watching sad moments from various cartoons and anime while secretly delighting in the misery of it all.
Person 1: Why are there so many “sad moments” compilations of various TV shows on YouTube?
Person 2: Just gloomjoys helping other gloomjoys I guess.
Gloomjoy by ThatBadassOnline August 26, 2018

Vinny Goombots 

The Italian version of "John Doe." Refers to any person when you don't know his name. Similar to stugats.
"Hey...who was that Vinny Goombots you were out with last nite? What the f*ck was his name?"
Vinny Goombots by BONE May 3, 2003
Goombotz is a word that combines shortened versions of 2 Italian words meaning Friend and Crazy. Using these 2 words combined into 1 word essentially means "Crazy Friend". Used as a slang term among Italian American Males with their friends

Goom - A shortened Version of the word Goomba which is an Italian slang word for "Friend".

Botz - The English Pronunciation of the Italian word "Pazzo", which means crazy in English.
Hey Goombotz!

He's such a Goombotz
Goombotz by Bag o' Donuts September 24, 2019

Goombonics 

The way people talk who come from Jersey, Brooklyn, Long Island and surrounding areas. Generally characterized by saying Ax rather than ask and starting sentences with Maddone.
Snookie, maddone! Didn't you ax Vinnie what he wuz doin lata?

What's da dickness of dose glasses dear?

--Vincent LaGuardia Gambini using goombonics

Patsy boy, can you come out taday or do u gotta check wit your mudda?
Goombonics by Tony S_SS February 10, 2010

Goombology 

Analysis of New Jersey based Italian Americans (especially along the jersey shore)
I noticed Vito’s lo Stivale chest tattoo with script bold writing that read “veni vidi vici” but I wasn’t gonna try to understand the Goombology behind that decision