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The uncomfortable feeling of pulling out nose hair when you take out a booger.
person 1: *picking nose*
person 1: *get gloombo'd*
person 1: awwwaaaaa!!!!
*person 2 was not in the room at the time*
gloombo by Halloween Bucket April 22, 2018
Words you can keep
Describes the mood of one in a perpetual state of self-loathing and depression.
A gloombt Hershman cut a sorry figure in the crowd, upon learning that there was no peanut butter left.

Having had sex with one too many girls, Hershman's blue balls made him all the more gloombt.

As the kind chef at Subway accidently puts salad in Hershman's sandwich, he is immediately overwhelmed by a cloud of gloombt.
Gloombt by The Gloombtmeister February 14, 2012

Gloomjoy 

A person who gains innocent (not malicious, that’s a sadist) enjoyment from watching another persons misfortune and suffering. Such people are often found watching sad moments from various cartoons and anime while secretly delighting in the misery of it all.
Person 1: Why are there so many “sad moments” compilations of various TV shows on YouTube?
Person 2: Just gloomjoys helping other gloomjoys I guess.
Gloomjoy by ThatBadassOnline August 26, 2018
Word of the Day on May 19, 2023

Vinny Goombots 

The Italian version of "John Doe." Refers to any person when you don't know his name. Similar to stugats.
"Hey...who was that Vinny Goombots you were out with last nite? What the f*ck was his name?"
Vinny Goombots by BONE May 3, 2003
Goombotz is a word that combines shortened versions of 2 Italian words meaning Friend and Crazy. Using these 2 words combined into 1 word essentially means "Crazy Friend". Used as a slang term among Italian American Males with their friends

Goom - A shortened Version of the word Goomba which is an Italian slang word for "Friend".

Botz - The English Pronunciation of the Italian word "Pazzo", which means crazy in English.
Hey Goombotz!

He's such a Goombotz
Goombotz by Bag o' Donuts September 24, 2019

Goombonics 

The way people talk who come from Jersey, Brooklyn, Long Island and surrounding areas. Generally characterized by saying Ax rather than ask and starting sentences with Maddone.
Snookie, maddone! Didn't you ax Vinnie what he wuz doin lata?

What's da dickness of dose glasses dear?

--Vincent LaGuardia Gambini using goombonics

Patsy boy, can you come out taday or do u gotta check wit your mudda?
Goombonics by Tony S_SS February 10, 2010

Goombology 

Analysis of New Jersey based Italian Americans (especially along the jersey shore)
I noticed Vito’s lo Stivale chest tattoo with script bold writing that read “veni vidi vici” but I wasn’t gonna try to understand the Goombology behind that decision
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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