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The Glombon is a semi-mythical creature from Eastern European folklore. The myth originated as an adaptation of the popular medieval mythical creature known as the Homunculus and is now only talked about in the small fishing villages on many baltic sea islands.

The Glombon is said to have been a vaguely humanoid creature, with a giant jaw and large extremities. They used their speech as a hunting method, they talked so much that they could harm creatures.
Eat your greens son, or else the Glombon will come out to speak
Glombon by FinnoKoreanHyperWar January 16, 2024

Goombonics 

The way people talk who come from Jersey, Brooklyn, Long Island and surrounding areas. Generally characterized by saying Ax rather than ask and starting sentences with Maddone.
Snookie, maddone! Didn't you ax Vinnie what he wuz doin lata?

What's da dickness of dose glasses dear?

--Vincent LaGuardia Gambini using goombonics

Patsy boy, can you come out taday or do u gotta check wit your mudda?
Goombonics by Tony S_SS February 10, 2010

The Glombosmos 

The Glombosmos is a supernatural God worshipped by a small group of Mesopotamians. Is is thought to have created the essential balance of life (and hair)
Sal: So kids what have you learned about the Glombosmos?
Student: nothing
The Glombosmos by silkwormguything January 24, 2019

globonaut 

Person living in other country than where he/she was born, frequent traveller and/or person doing business and frequently visiting more than one country. In some places called a global citizen but the globonaut concept is not about the relation man - state but rather between the man and the whole world, enbracing the whole planet. Also a person that assumes global responsibility for our planet, all people, diversity and all cultures. A truly global person.
That mr Smith is doing business in three continents and always travel, he really is a globonaut.
globonaut by Brassenick November 4, 2015
A feeling of sadness after being called out for inventing pre-existing words.
Damn did you have to call me out so much, glomton o'clock.
Glomton by CoOlbe@ns March 23, 2019

glombous 

pronounced glombois this word mean u have a big body and small head (used as insult) "ur sooo f***ing glombous!!"
"ur sooo f***ing glombous!!"
glombous by katielovesamilo August 25, 2020