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The Glombon is a semi-mythical creature from Eastern European folklore. The myth originated as an adaptation of the popular medieval mythical creature known as the Homunculus and is now only talked about in the small fishing villages on many baltic sea islands.

The Glombon is said to have been a vaguely humanoid creature, with a giant jaw and large extremities. They used their speech as a hunting method, they talked so much that they could harm creatures.
Eat your greens son, or else the Glombon will come out to speak
Glombon by FinnoKoreanHyperWar January 16, 2024

Goombonics 

The way people talk who come from Jersey, Brooklyn, Long Island and surrounding areas. Generally characterized by saying Ax rather than ask and starting sentences with Maddone.
Snookie, maddone! Didn't you ax Vinnie what he wuz doin lata?

What's da dickness of dose glasses dear?

--Vincent LaGuardia Gambini using goombonics

Patsy boy, can you come out taday or do u gotta check wit your mudda?
Goombonics by Tony S_SS February 10, 2010

The Glombosmos 

The Glombosmos is a supernatural God worshipped by a small group of Mesopotamians. Is is thought to have created the essential balance of life (and hair)
Sal: So kids what have you learned about the Glombosmos?
Student: nothing
The Glombosmos by silkwormguything January 24, 2019

globonaut 

Person living in other country than where he/she was born, frequent traveller and/or person doing business and frequently visiting more than one country. In some places called a global citizen but the globonaut concept is not about the relation man - state but rather between the man and the whole world, enbracing the whole planet. Also a person that assumes global responsibility for our planet, all people, diversity and all cultures. A truly global person.
That mr Smith is doing business in three continents and always travel, he really is a globonaut.
globonaut by Brassenick November 4, 2015
A feeling of sadness after being called out for inventing pre-existing words.
Damn did you have to call me out so much, glomton o'clock.
Glomton by CoOlbe@ns March 23, 2019

glombous 

pronounced glombois this word mean u have a big body and small head (used as insult) "ur sooo f***ing glombous!!"
"ur sooo f***ing glombous!!"
glombous by katielovesamilo August 25, 2020
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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