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The Glombon is a semi-mythical creature from Eastern European folklore. The myth originated as an adaptation of the popular medieval mythical creature known as the Homunculus and is now only talked about in the small fishing villages on many baltic sea islands.

The Glombon is said to have been a vaguely humanoid creature, with a giant jaw and large extremities. They used their speech as a hunting method, they talked so much that they could harm creatures.
Eat your greens son, or else the Glombon will come out to speak
Glombon by FinnoKoreanHyperWar January 16, 2024

Goombonics 

The way people talk who come from Jersey, Brooklyn, Long Island and surrounding areas. Generally characterized by saying Ax rather than ask and starting sentences with Maddone.
Snookie, maddone! Didn't you ax Vinnie what he wuz doin lata?

What's da dickness of dose glasses dear?

--Vincent LaGuardia Gambini using goombonics

Patsy boy, can you come out taday or do u gotta check wit your mudda?
Goombonics by Tony S_SS February 10, 2010

The Glombosmos 

The Glombosmos is a supernatural God worshipped by a small group of Mesopotamians. Is is thought to have created the essential balance of life (and hair)
Sal: So kids what have you learned about the Glombosmos?
Student: nothing
The Glombosmos by silkwormguything January 24, 2019

globonaut 

Person living in other country than where he/she was born, frequent traveller and/or person doing business and frequently visiting more than one country. In some places called a global citizen but the globonaut concept is not about the relation man - state but rather between the man and the whole world, enbracing the whole planet. Also a person that assumes global responsibility for our planet, all people, diversity and all cultures. A truly global person.
That mr Smith is doing business in three continents and always travel, he really is a globonaut.
globonaut by Brassenick November 4, 2015
A feeling of sadness after being called out for inventing pre-existing words.
Damn did you have to call me out so much, glomton o'clock.
Glomton by CoOlbe@ns March 23, 2019

glombous 

pronounced glombois this word mean u have a big body and small head (used as insult) "ur sooo f***ing glombous!!"
"ur sooo f***ing glombous!!"
glombous by katielovesamilo August 25, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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