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An unofficial title awarded to any marksman or gunslinger who can unholster, accurately aim and fire his handgun in less than 2 seconds.
Person 1: You see how fast that fella fired?
Person 2: He’s a real Quickdraw
Quickdraw by ThatBadassOnline November 14, 2020

Big Mildred 

The female equivalent of big bubba; the guy in prison who fucks you in the ass.
Angry Grandpa: YOU’RE GOING TO JAIL MISSY! YOU’LL BE DOING THE GODDAMN HORIZONTAL POLKA WITH BIG MILDRED!!

Gloomjoy 

A person who gains innocent (not malicious, that’s a sadist) enjoyment from watching another persons misfortune and suffering. Such people are often found watching sad moments from various cartoons and anime while secretly delighting in the misery of it all.
Person 1: Why are there so many “sad moments” compilations of various TV shows on YouTube?
Person 2: Just gloomjoys helping other gloomjoys I guess.
Gloomjoy by ThatBadassOnline August 26, 2018
A name given to boys in the Indian Subcontinent. In Sanskrit, it means Compassion and/or Hope. Also the name of the author of the book "The Teenagers Guide to the Universe".
Ever heard of Karun? Yeah, that dude wrote a book about Cosmology at the age of 16!
Karun by ThatBadassOnline March 26, 2017