Glombornicatus

This word, often used in relation to the act of stealing a glass of water, spitting in it, and telling the victim that it is soda/carbonated water, has two meanings. One, the act of which I previously stated. Two is a state of mind, where you believe anything you hear for 5 seconds, but after that duration, all masturbation will feel 2 times better. (According to recent studies.)

To achieve glombornicatus, you have to chug 3 cans of Pibb Xtra. No other liquid will suffice. After doing so, you have to eat 13 corndogs in 5 minutes, after doing both steps, you have to have iron will, and not vomit. If you succeed, then you will achieve Glombornicatus.
"Yo, bro! Jim just got glombornicated!"

or

"I AM IN GLOMBORNICATUS RIGHT NOW!!"
by gloobi February 26, 2025
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