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Carl: Hey, did you see Carl's new car?
Carl: I don't get it.

Carl: Gloodge is real sticky cum.
by CarlsNewCar October 4, 2025
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gloonge

1) To rub ones genitals agents an object marking it for ownership 2) to own pwn on someone or something with your genitals

every car i owned i would gloonge it at lease once the first day i drove it, this would often result in a gloo; also spelled Gloondge

Episode seven, season three of Yes Dear named "Wife Swap", Jimmy was playing a game of scrabble with Kim and he asked "is Gloonge a word?" later in a plot to get their to spouses back, Kim told jimmy "so why don't you go Gloonge yourself" in return Jimmy responded "I knew that was a word!"
both Becky and Jeff Gloonged their new car in celebration; Rob Gloonged his new iPhone; after Robert beat David he Gloonged upon Davids forehead; Kate chose to Gloonge Roberts Ice Cream sandwich while he was in the bathroom; my dog Taylor seems to gloonge every new item we bring into the house
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
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glooged

Thrown together haphazardly
The mechanic only glooged my engine back together.
by jokittens November 28, 2015
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goodge

a boy/man who takes a long time to do something constantly or if they’re late
You’re late again?!! Whatta goodge!”
by beepboopstopio December 29, 2019
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goodge

a womans gee or pussy. Named after an area of london
'your mothers goodge' 'nice bit of goodge
by Ooch February 1, 2005
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Goodge

a socially awkward fat girl, a grenade, a debber downer, a cock block, a becky.
Goodge is here, hide.
by LONDONFUNDON May 5, 2011
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Groodge

An alternate spelling of grooge.

The peak of the bum crack where it meets the lower back.
The princess got an eyeful of Sir Marmaduke's groodge as he removed his chainmail.
by The all seeing ear June 29, 2015
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