Marmaduke

The act of engaging in sexual congress with a large dog.

That may be hot, but you know what's hotter? A really hot chick getting Marmaduked.

by Yllets December 24, 2008

Marmaduke

A dog in the Cartoon section of newspapers.

"Did you see the Marmduke strip yesterday?"

"Fo' shizzle, mah nizzle!"

by Christina August 31, 2003

Marmaduke

1. A terrible comic, shown in many major newspapers. Has been known to ruin one's day just from a glance.

2. Anything that ruins a specific activity just from reading it.

Example 1:

Person #1 "I see you read todays Marmaduke"

Person #2 " how can you tell?"

Person #1 " you look rather depressed"

Example 2:

Every time I read her tweets it annoys me so much I close my twitter. She is such a Marmaduke

by Leepaul August 29, 2010

Marmaduke

A penis the size of a large dog, like a Great Dane.

Lil dude be dragging his Marmaduke all around the room and sheeeeeeit! Yo!

by Dick Dickson January 30, 2003

Marmaduke

hatefull hurting beans........

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

marmaduke

Motorboating, but with your tongue waving all over and tons of slobber flying everywhere.

I was more than happy to marmaduke her ample cleavage.

by Kray-Zee September 15, 2009

marmaduke

A lame, unfunny comic strip in the newspaper centred on the antics of one large dog named Marmaduke.

Marmaduke is one of the shittiest comic strips ever. Read Foxtrot, it's 10x better.

by 4dimensional January 2, 2005