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Glenjamin
Some Guy:Hey what's your name?
Another Guy:I'm Glenn but my Friends call me Glenjamin, so call me Glenn
Another Guy:I'm Glenn but my Friends call me Glenjamin, so call me Glenn
Glenjamin by Glenjamin87 November 18, 2009
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Glojob
A sexual act where a female gives a blow job to a male while the male is watching an episode of the hit TV show Glee. The purpose of the blowjob is to make the situation more hetero after man points are lost from watching Glee.
Trevor realized he could comfortably watch Glee as long as Jenny gave him glojobs.
Rachel Berry would probably give a tremendous glojob.
I ain't no queer - I have glojobs for breakfast.
Rachel Berry would probably give a tremendous glojob.
I ain't no queer - I have glojobs for breakfast.
Glojob by RyderBanksy May 17, 2011
GeoJank
GeoJank by The Tokyo Foundation June 30, 2023
glenjanee
Glenjanee is a unicorn. There is only but one of her and you are most definitely lucky if she is your friend. They are always very fun to be around and extremely goofy people, with those she is closest to. She often puts the needs of other people before her own and because of this, she is sometimes unhappy. Her best friend is most likely an Abigail as people who alike tend to attract each other. Glenjanee is also a very musically inclined unicorn. She enjoys playing the violin, being a fat ass and loves food with a burning passion. She can be insecure at times but she is beautiful in every which way.
Glenjamin
A name which adds a certain level of sophistication to the name Glen. Basically Glen but with some fancy garnish.
Some dude: "Hey, look at Glen, he looks so classy"
Some other dude: "Yeah I know right, he looks more like a Glenjamin to me now"
Some dude: "You know what, you're right, he definitely looks more like a Glenjamin"
Some other dude: "Yeah I know right, he looks more like a Glenjamin to me now"
Some dude: "You know what, you're right, he definitely looks more like a Glenjamin"
Glenjamin by Swaggy Mcswaggyson April 14, 2021
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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