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GeoWanking 

The process of missing interesting tourist attractions and fond memories, because your eyes are glued to a smartphone treasurehunt ap called GeoCache, to sign your name on a piece of paper along with random strangers who also wasted a good vacation. Extra points for avoiding conversation, and learning absolutely nothing about your surroundings.
Person A: What did you think of the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

Person B: I don't know, I was too busy GeoWanking on my phone, looking for a note someone with Hepatitis probably wrote on, near the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
GeoWanking by Nartal September 24, 2014
Related Words
The stuff people put in geocaches. Trinkets that have little to no intrinsic value but are traded out by geocachers when they find a cache. The sport of geocaching often includes finding a cache of geojunk and tradition says that you take an item and leave an item. Those items are, more often than not, geojunk. Typical items are keyrings, wooden nickels, etc.
"Are you ready to go geocaching?" "I'll be right with you as soon as I grab my bag of geojunk".
geojunk by RustyCannon June 6, 2010

geojackassing

Sorry I didn't wash the car. I was out geojackassing.
geojackassing by macdonr January 12, 2005