garnish

to take money out of your account when it is needed at the worst possible time

we are garnishing your bank account.

by slakisdotcom July 26, 2004

garnish

A small group of or a single pubic hair that is stuck to the side of a toilet or urinal.

Yo yo yo?!?! Who decorated the toilet with dat mutha fuckin' piece of garnish?

by nate_j_y December 07, 2005

garnished

Like served pwned or owned only in the extreme. Derives from the act of hiding garnish in ones clothes as a prank

Dude, is that lettuce in your pocket? You just got garnished.

by Matt March 26, 2005

Garnish

an extremely unlikeable friend of a friend who you put up with to please your friend -

"Im trying to get with this chick - but her friends are the biggest FUCKING garnishes... so its not gonna work - her loss"

"Amanda is a garnish"

by A. GIV June 14, 2004

Garnish

To add a touch of bling to an outfit.

Yo nigga, you betta garnish that shit if you wanna be flossy.

by el_estevan February 02, 2009

The garnish

After dropping your man juice on a persons face, you rip your ass hair out and sprinkle it upon thier face. To "garnish " ones face

" you How was she? did you do the garnish"

by Joe and Nate April 09, 2008

Garnished

To have a touch of bling accenting an outfit.

That nigga was garnished head to toe!

by el_estevan February 02, 2009