Glojob

A sexual act where a female gives a blow job to a male while the male is watching an episode of the hit TV show Glee. The purpose of the blowjob is to make the situation more hetero after man points are lost from watching Glee.

Trevor realized he could comfortably watch Glee as long as Jenny gave him glojobs.

Rachel Berry would probably give a tremendous glojob.

I ain't no queer - I have glojobs for breakfast.

by RyderBanksy May 17, 2011

Glooby

-used to describe liquids or semi-liquids that have a smooth and thick texture, but are not necessarily sticky or adhesive. -The exact consistency of the substance can vary somewhat, but the key feature is that it has a certain viscosity and smoothness that sets it apart from more runny or watery liquids.

-The shiny, orange paint appeared to have a 'glooby' consistency as it coagulated into a singular puddle.
-Oobleck's liquidous state is described as having a 'glooby' texture/consistency.

by DGloobs May 29, 2023

gloobashoo

When you don't want to go brush your teeth but you have too

Your dad:- Go brush your teeth
Me- gloobashooooooo

by ultimategloobashoo December 11, 2020

glooby

A type of Fishing fly popularised by the famous taxidermist called Teppe. Believed to originate from champagnole circa late 1970's early 1980's.
Used extensively in Poland, Vescancy and Wales.
Along with the Palmer is often cited in divorce proceedings.

Here is a fly from 'Four a chaud' it is called the Glooby.

by Isaac Walton March 27, 2008

Glooby

Glooby is the best son of the great Charles Slimecicle Slmccl whom is a phosphor slime from Slime Rancher 2

“Glooby Glooby where are you??????!!!!!” Charles Screamed in terror.

by José Rodriguez August 21, 2023

Glowjob

When a fed is trying to bait you on the internet, he is looking for a glowjob, when he fails, it becomes a sloppy glowjob

(Is a combination of blowjob and glownigger, thus glowjob is born)

Yoooo, I saw an obvious sloppy glowjob on 4chan last night, keep an eye out for glowies, they’ll get you like they did terry davis!

by Actual Russian Bot March 23, 2022

globobo

Environmentally friendly.

Be globobo and recycle that!

Hey! You littered! That wasn't very globobo.

by Lemonteaz May 18, 2008