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A sexual act where a female gives a blow job to a male while the male is watching an episode of the hit TV show Glee. The purpose of the blowjob is to make the situation more hetero after man points are lost from watching Glee.
Trevor realized he could comfortably watch Glee as long as Jenny gave him glojobs.

Rachel Berry would probably give a tremendous glojob.

I ain't no queer - I have glojobs for breakfast.
Glojob by RyderBanksy May 17, 2011
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-used to describe liquids or semi-liquids that have a smooth and thick texture, but are not necessarily sticky or adhesive. -The exact consistency of the substance can vary somewhat, but the key feature is that it has a certain viscosity and smoothness that sets it apart from more runny or watery liquids.
-The shiny, orange paint appeared to have a 'glooby' consistency as it coagulated into a singular puddle.
-Oobleck's liquidous state is described as having a 'glooby' texture/consistency.
Glooby by DGloobs May 29, 2023
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gloobashoo 

When you don't want to go brush your teeth but you have too
Your dad:- Go brush your teeth
Me- gloobashooooooo
gloobashoo by ultimategloobashoo December 11, 2020
A type of Fishing fly popularised by the famous taxidermist called Teppe. Believed to originate from champagnole circa late 1970's early 1980's.
Used extensively in Poland, Vescancy and Wales.
Along with the Palmer is often cited in divorce proceedings.
Here is a fly from 'Four a chaud' it is called the Glooby.
glooby by Isaac Walton March 27, 2008
Glooby is the best son of the great Charles Slimecicle Slmccl whom is a phosphor slime from Slime Rancher 2
“Glooby Glooby where are you??????!!!!!” Charles Screamed in terror.
Glooby by José Rodriguez August 21, 2023
When a fed is trying to bait you on the internet, he is looking for a glowjob, when he fails, it becomes a sloppy glowjob

(Is a combination of blowjob and glownigger, thus glowjob is born)
Yoooo, I saw an obvious sloppy glowjob on 4chan last night, keep an eye out for glowies, they’ll get you like they did terry davis!
Glowjob by Actual Russian Bot March 23, 2022
Environmentally friendly.
Be globobo and recycle that!

Hey! You littered! That wasn't very globobo.
globobo by Lemonteaz May 18, 2008
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Respectfully 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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