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Glenjamin
Some Guy:Hey what's your name?
Another Guy:I'm Glenn but my Friends call me Glenjamin, so call me Glenn
Another Guy:I'm Glenn but my Friends call me Glenjamin, so call me Glenn
Glenjamin by Glenjamin87 November 18, 2009
glenjanee
Glenjanee is a unicorn. There is only but one of her and you are most definitely lucky if she is your friend. They are always very fun to be around and extremely goofy people, with those she is closest to. She often puts the needs of other people before her own and because of this, she is sometimes unhappy. Her best friend is most likely an Abigail as people who alike tend to attract each other. Glenjanee is also a very musically inclined unicorn. She enjoys playing the violin, being a fat ass and loves food with a burning passion. She can be insecure at times but she is beautiful in every which way.
Glenjamin
A name which adds a certain level of sophistication to the name Glen. Basically Glen but with some fancy garnish.
Some dude: "Hey, look at Glen, he looks so classy"
Some other dude: "Yeah I know right, he looks more like a Glenjamin to me now"
Some dude: "You know what, you're right, he definitely looks more like a Glenjamin"
Some other dude: "Yeah I know right, he looks more like a Glenjamin to me now"
Some dude: "You know what, you're right, he definitely looks more like a Glenjamin"
Glenjamin by Swaggy Mcswaggyson April 14, 2021
Glenjamin
Gledjon
A guy with an enormous 13 inch cock who would fuck your girl in a matter of 9 hours because he has the stamina of a robot and the speed of a panther, he would also leave her with a red pussy and the drive her round with his 7 lamborghinis while recieving head. He is infact the sexiest man to roam the planet and gets more pussy than your dad.
Gledjon by bambaolinka213 December 6, 2021
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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