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GLDojo

A 1990s website ran by irc grammar laureate David "Zanshin" Van de Ven that dealt strictly in the business of the graphically superior GL Quake and other games that took advantage of 3dfx hardware, specifically the glide api. Zanshin used the site to springboard himself into a life of mail order groceries, shady meetings behind adult bookstores, along with DNA and Age of Conan tattoos.
The GLDojo is the place to go for all of your Gl Quake needs!
by thehoserx January 25, 2010
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Glojob

A sexual act where a female gives a blow job to a male while the male is watching an episode of the hit TV show Glee. The purpose of the blowjob is to make the situation more hetero after man points are lost from watching Glee.
Trevor realized he could comfortably watch Glee as long as Jenny gave him glojobs.

Rachel Berry would probably give a tremendous glojob.

I ain't no queer - I have glojobs for breakfast.
by RyderBanksy May 17, 2011
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Glojose3

A deformed ass fiend from grant who commonly asks you “we goin street” or if Boo Johnson is at grant he begs to hit the blunt
Guy: we goin street
Other guy: stop actin like glojose3 u fuckin rat
by zeyuan li ollie sexchange February 18, 2019
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