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gleasy

Adj. Having an unnatural ammount of oil in ones hair; Impregnated, smeared with, or containing grease; greasy.
Steve Nash's hair is so gleasy that I could wipe his head on my door hinges to keep them from squeeking.
by jgraye May 6, 2006
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Greasy Shoemaker

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.
Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 11, 2022
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Gleasted

Getting your shit deleted by the Mickey Mouse crew working the internets at ESPN. Can either refer to losing either your user name or a post you have made. It is derived by getting Glennoned, which is the result of having a completely terrible QB ruining your season with continual screwups during a time you should be kicking ass.
by Gleasted4Life October 28, 2011
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Greasy taco

Naughty boy
Aka the fat greasy ass crusty pedophile that looks like a fucking potato
by Mr.ballsack May 8, 2015
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greasy cheeks

When the crack of one's ass gets coated in wet fart residue or one fails to clean well after taking a shit.
Fat Rhonda said, "oooo my checks are sliding well today. I am not getting that chafing any more."
Aaron responded, "Yeah, I can smell your greasy cheeks from here. Go take a shower Rhonda."
by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
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Greasy Sweet

Did you see that remix? It was greasy sweet!
by Dimitri Lousteau June 20, 2010
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greasy feel

When someone's body composition has a higher percentage of grease than water.
Look at Frankie Belluci, that guy's got a greasy feel.
by horsecheese101 April 7, 2015
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