gleasy 

Adj. Having an unnatural ammount of oil in ones hair; Impregnated, smeared with, or containing grease; greasy.

Steve Nash's hair is so gleasy that I could wipe his head on my door hinges to keep them from squeeking.

gleasy by jgraye May 6, 2006

Greasy Shoemaker 

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.

Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.

Greasy Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 11, 2022

Gleasted 

Getting your shit deleted by the Mickey Mouse crew working the internets at ESPN. Can either refer to losing either your user name or a post you have made. It is derived by getting Glennoned, which is the result of having a completely terrible QB ruining your season with continual screwups during a time you should be kicking ass.

Looks like someone got Gleasted, make a wish!

Gleasted by Gleasted4Life October 28, 2011

Greasy taco 

Naughty boy
Aka the fat greasy ass crusty pedophile that looks like a fucking potato

Naughty boys looks like a greasy taco

Greasy taco by Mr.ballsack May 8, 2015

greasy cheeks 

When the crack of one's ass gets coated in wet fart residue or one fails to clean well after taking a shit.

Fat Rhonda said, "oooo my checks are sliding well today. I am not getting that chafing any more."
Aaron responded, "Yeah, I can smell your greasy cheeks from here. Go take a shower Rhonda."

greasy cheeks by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018

Greasy Sweet 

Something perfect, or better than perfect. Not to be confused with bitter sweet.

Did you see that remix? It was greasy sweet!

Greasy Sweet by Dimitri Lousteau June 20, 2010

greasy feel 

When someone's body composition has a higher percentage of grease than water.

Look at Frankie Belluci, that guy's got a greasy feel.

greasy feel by horsecheese101 April 7, 2015