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Gwearth: (pronounced like "wear"... "gwearth")

A "gwearth" is a person who is extremely confident about their passion for and knowledge of niche interests.

Differs from "geek":
A Gwearth is different than a “Geek” because "geek" only applies to pop culture genres like films and comic books. Gwearths can be militantly geeky about any category of interest like mechanics, sewing, or bird watching, and gwearths turn the tables and make fun of more balanced individuals.

A “Gwearth” also differs from a “geek” in that “gwearths” do not know that they are geeky. They are completely unaware that their obsessive interests reveal them to be comedic characters in society. Geeks, on the other hand, know what they are, and they know that they are made fun of.
Last night I met a crowd of bowling "GWEARTHS" at a party. They actually made fun of me because I did not know the terminology for bowling consecutive strikes. By the end of the party the bowling "GWEARTHS" had angrily schooled me in proper bowling lingo and etiquette. I felt demeaned and belittled by these people.
Gwearth by quality culture December 10, 2009
Related Words
Having a big, meaty penis.
Person 1: "did you hear about Baldy?"

Person 2: "no, what about him"
Person 1: "He has a very Gearthy penis"
Gearthy by Greenbacked July 25, 2009
the underside of a bible salesman's car
dan the auto repairman- hey broseph. i had to work on another gleath today. the owner of the car was such a douche. i hate my job.
joseph-that sucks. why dont you become a prostitute?
dan the auto repairman- maybe.. i do have the moustache and the beer gut of a porn star..
gleath by ryan w.e.i.s.k.o.p.f. February 26, 2009
To look up some one, some place, or some thing online using the "Google Earth" application.
Hey, Kristin, gimme your address in Alaska so i can gearth you.

Yo, gearth that hotel we are staying at so we can see how to get to the beach from there.
gearth by Ross Hendrickson August 4, 2007
My friend and I would just gearth everyday in study hall.
Gearth by skiingsoccer July 28, 2009
Don't glearch your espresso by putting artificial sweetener in it.
Glearch by Names It January 9, 2012