Gwearth

Gwearth: (pronounced like "wear"... "gwearth")

A "gwearth" is a person who is extremely confident about their passion for and knowledge of niche interests.

Differs from "geek":
A Gwearth is different than a “Geek” because "geek" only applies to pop culture genres like films and comic books. Gwearths can be militantly geeky about any category of interest like mechanics, sewing, or bird watching, and gwearths turn the tables and make fun of more balanced individuals.

A “Gwearth” also differs from a “geek” in that “gwearths” do not know that they are geeky. They are completely unaware that their obsessive interests reveal them to be comedic characters in society. Geeks, on the other hand, know what they are, and they know that they are made fun of.

Last night I met a crowd of bowling "GWEARTHS" at a party. They actually made fun of me because I did not know the terminology for bowling consecutive strikes. By the end of the party the bowling "GWEARTHS" had angrily schooled me in proper bowling lingo and etiquette. I felt demeaned and belittled by these people.

Gwearth by quality culture December 10, 2009

Gearthy 

Having a big, meaty penis.

Person 1: "did you hear about Baldy?"

Person 2: "no, what about him"
Person 1: "He has a very Gearthy penis"

Gearthy by Greenbacked July 25, 2009

gearth 

To look up some one, some place, or some thing online using the "Google Earth" application.

Hey, Kristin, gimme your address in Alaska so i can gearth you.

Yo, gearth that hotel we are staying at so we can see how to get to the beach from there.

gearth by Ross Hendrickson August 4, 2007

Gearth 

To go on google earth and mess around

My friend and I would just gearth everyday in study hall.

Gearth by skiingsoccer July 28, 2009

gwarthock

A species of Internet Troll identified and described in "The Onion's Extremely Accurate History of the Internet, Part 6: Interactivity—Joining the Conversation About Hitler".

Identified by functionally illiterate, incoherent comments, lacking proper capitalization, punctuation, and usually containing an insult directed towards whoever they are addressing.

I was offering a rather successful counter-argument in a discussion, but then I got surrounded and shouted down by gwarthocks, and had to give up before I lost my composure.

gwarthock by Richard Owen December 12, 2012

Gwarth 

Gwarth is the colloquial term for a friend who ventures from the north and displays Gwarth-like tendencies.

“Gwarth would you like a goblet after your long journey?”

Tom: “no”

Gwarth by DaVinche14 December 1, 2018

gearth 

google earth.... abbreviated.

I was online shopping for houses and I found a street I like on gearth.

gearth by Gary Kitesurf October 10, 2013