Gearthy

Having a big, meaty penis.

Person 1: "did you hear about Baldy?"

Person 2: "no, what about him"
Person 1: "He has a very Gearthy penis"

Gearthy by Greenbacked July 25, 2009

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Garthy Point

A point that is awarded for cockish one-up-manship, named for an infamous bullshitter.

Paul: I just saw a snail in the garden!

Jake: Well I saw a pigeon, three foxes, a dog and Father Christmas in the garden, and Santa had his dick out!

Paul: Fuck off Paul, have a Garthy point!

Garthy Point by Sue de-Nym June 7, 2014

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Garthy

A cough with a degree of phlegm, but not "phlegmy" per say. Can also be used in the context of saying something with a hoarse, sick-sounding voice.

"Since having this head cold, I've started sounding really garthy."

Garthy by NewLinguistic2k16 October 2, 2018

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gearth

To look up some one, some place, or some thing online using the "Google Earth" application.

Hey, Kristin, gimme your address in Alaska so i can gearth you.

Yo, gearth that hotel we are staying at so we can see how to get to the beach from there.

gearth by Ross Hendrickson August 4, 2007