baldy

common knickname for a bald-headed man. it is usually reserved as a greeting or term of endearment for a close acquaintance.

Hey baldy! What have u been up 2.

by Valinda November 3, 2006

Baldy

A traditional skinhead, one who isn't racist. The opposite of a bonehead

There was a fight at the punk show last night between a Baldy and a Bonehead.

by Steve_Juggernaut May 9, 2006

baldy

to have no hair on your head where its supposed to be. To have lost your hair and look unnatractive because of it.

you are such a baldy, grow some hair mike.

by havehair April 21, 2008

baldy

A girl with a shaved mitt

Budsy was on fire last night. Took some baldy home and banged her stupid.

by Mucka May 7, 2003

Baldy

A women who has shaved off all her pubic hair

Your clitty lips look lovely, Baldy

by Sophie August 20, 2003

baldy

A word used to describe Britney Spears' new hair style.

Dude 1: Have you seen baldy since she cut it all off?
Dude 2: Who's baldy?
Dude 1: Britney Spears.

by frederickhickory February 21, 2007

Baldy

A kid who hasn't hit puberty, and has a really high voice and thinks lame jokes like NRB are the height of humour. And a lot of them are smartarses.

Stupid baldies will never get the hint that they are just stupid kids, and no one cares what they have to say. Stupid baldy fucks.

by Angry Dan May 14, 2004