Definitions by Chromecide

Blotching 

To combine the two past times of blogging and bitching

Last night I spent quite a bit of time blotching about that idiot at work!

Blotching by Chromecide March 12, 2009

gladsterbating 

The Act of masturbating while wrapped in Glad Wrap(cling film)

While his parents weren't home, he wrapped himself up and started gladsterbating.

gladsterbating by Chromecide March 11, 2008