gaister

Only found on the eastern shore of the united states. Usually of jewish decent. Often of a fat glutonous form like the pillsbury dough boy. Enjoys fascinating other individuals with his snake in the grass stories of hooking up with supermodel woman and just about everything. Their main diet consists only of taco bell and carbonated beverages. Also likes long mandingo warrior cock.

that gaister over there loves getting his butt plowed with that mandingo warrior cock

by steve segal December 19, 2007

neck gaiter

This thing that Urban dictionary wants you to buy along with their Mug because of the COVID-19 pandemic.

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by Duckbill233 July 28, 2020

Neck Gaiter

like if a fucking mug wasnt enough.

Hey. did you know that UD recently added new merch?
Oh yeah? what is it?
A fucking neck gaiter.

by MrMikeX May 4, 2020

Bruton Gaster

From the USA Network TV Series Psych. Burton "Gus" Guster's name spelled incorrectly by a museum

And you must be Bruton Gaster.
Burton. Guster. It is Burton Guster.

by smoshme July 17, 2011

Neck gaiter

Probably the add under this definition

Did you see urban dictionary is selling neck gaiters

by COMMUNISM 100 September 7, 2020

Gaster

Nightmare fuel

I know he isn't that scary, but Gaster's been haunting my nightmares since 2015.

by HotHotLegg April 11, 2020

Kevlar Neck Gaiter

A metaphorical badge of loyalty usually referenced as an item of travel gear when visiting a good friend in a tight spot.

“I’m visiting my buddy in the Army next week but he’s stationed at a pretty wild post, you know, murders, kidnappings, war brides, that kind of thing; so, I’ll definitely be packing my Kevlar neck gaiter.”
“Jesus, where’s he stationed, Fallujah?”
“Nah, Fort Bragg.”

by Tin Hat Kippah December 9, 2020