gasterbating 

(v)To hug someone for the main purpose of smelling them; To get pleasure from sniffing someone; The axe effect; Bomchickawahwah. The act of gasterbation. One who is the person, that is being sniff is the gaserbation station.
To gasterbate.

Glory: Mhhh; Kegan you smell awsome!
Kegan: Uh, thanks Glory, it's Puma.
Glory: Mmmhh, i like it.
Kegan: Uhhm Glory can you stop gasterbating on me?
I don't want everyone thinking that i'm a
gasterbation station.
Glory: Oh, shut up everyone knows that you are.

gasterbating by Kegan Van Der Woodsen November 14, 2007

Gasterbating 

A term that is commonly used among gooners, where you are gaslighting people online with false information or 10/10 ragebait and pleasuring yourself to their reactions. This is commonly used in social media platforms such as reddit, twitter (mainly), and instagram.

Peak gasterbaters have content farms with bots sending 100s of false information on post, or just normies that just want people to rage.

Hey tommy i tried gasterbating last night. i gasterbated so hard the furry on twitter killed themselves can you believe that?! i nutted so hard on my computer screen when i found out.

Gasterbating by ABuildingOnFire June 17, 2025

Gasterbating 

masturbation to or sexual attraction to the character W.D. Gaster from Undertale

does W.D. Gaster have any results on rule 34?

damn it now i'm Gasterbating

Gasterbating by chronic gooner June 18, 2025

lasterbating 

Masterbating so much that your dick falls off and that is your last time masterbating because your dick fell off

Jim: hey what were you doing last night?
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.

lasterbating by Vagina McNuggets September 23, 2012

rasterbating 

Resizing an image larger to fit on many pages. These are then printed out and placed side by side to recreate a large poster of the original image. Usually the image is also modified to be made up of small dots, similar to old comics.

"That poster is huge, it must have cost you hundreds."
"No, Wendy taught me about rasterbating, it only ended up costing like $10."

rasterbating by Chris DeHaan May 20, 2008

Gasterbation 

It's when you beat the gas nossle on the tank to get all the gas out.

He used gasterbation to get all gas out.

Gasterbation by Glennotap July 31, 2017

Fasterbating 

The art of masterbating really fast and cumming within a 2 minute range is called Fasterbating

David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating.

Jim Bob: And...

David: 1 minute 30 seconds

Jim Bob: Nice

Fasterbating by Chaz E. February 28, 2008