girardia 

(1) A major case of "da poops" dat college students get from consuming Philadelphia water.
(2) A similar-to-Definition-Number-One intestinal affliction suffered by da countless naively-trusting clients of da infamous Lawyer Tom due to his American-Greed-level money-laundering.

I'll just attend a small community college and avoid getting mixed up in major lawsuits to hopefully avoid any bouts of girardia.

girardia by QuacksO August 3, 2023

Cape Girardeau 

Small hick town in the bootheel of "Missourah" with a name that sounds like it could be the name of a concentration camp. Features one mall with about five good stores; people here go to Walmart for fun.. or squirrel hunt. But other than that theres not much to do in this jank town but sit here and write up urbandictionary definitions.

Howdy yall, i was born and raised in Cape Girardeau. Wanna load up yer airshoft guns and shoot up shome shquirrls?

Cape Girardeau by jusskeepinitreal December 11, 2010

giardia 

Giardia is a disease that comes from cow feces.
And then the cows poo in the Green River, and then your canoe tips, and you aren't expecting it, and you swallow cow feces water and ten days later you get the bloody fuckin' shits.
And you have to go buy Pepto Bismal.
But you still have the bloody shits.
Because Giardia is nasty and Pepto doesn't help.

"I was on the Green River last week, and I accidentally swallowed some water from it, and now I can't leave my bathroom 'cause I got Giardia." said Nicholas,
"Oh so that's why you haven't been at school." said Steve the math teacher.
"Yup, I got the bloody shits."

giardia by dhk ldhaljkh September 20, 2008

girardi 

Pronounciation: \"Jerr-ard-ee"\

Inaction and indifference in the face of a situation requiring something to be done. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Named after professional hockey player Daniel Girardi of the New York Rangers.

Verb: "His teammate was getting beaten up but all he did was girardi."

Noun: "When Larry asked his sensible question and John bullied him, all the other guys around were complete girardis."

girardi by Vipers30 January 22, 2010

Jake Girardi 

A blue eyed man whose dong is a mile long!

“hey you see that man right there, that’s Jake Girardi….he was 10 inches inside me!”

Jake Girardi by JG97! November 23, 2021

Giardia 

exclamation; used in place of such words as goodness, gracious, lord, god, shit, hell, fuck, etc.

Gardia! I just stubbed my toe!

Oh Giardia! (upon seeing a beaver shitting in the river upstream from you)

Friend: I've got a bad case of the shits man.
You: Giardia!

Giardia by Thir October 2, 2007

Girardi

The Northern Italian surname Girardi means "son of Girard" or "brave with the spear". It comes from ancient Germanic words. "Ger" means spear. "Hard" means brave.

The name traveled from Germanic tribes into medieval Northern Italy and is prominent in the Veneto region

Guy 1: Do you see that man over there? That is 4x World Series Champion and former New York Yankees coach Joe Girardi

Guy 2: What a champion

Girardi by Bronx_Boxer July 22, 2026