(1) A major case of "da poops" dat college students get from consuming Philadelphia water.
(2) A similar-to-Definition-Number-One intestinal affliction suffered by da countless naively-trusting clients of da infamous Lawyer Tom due to his American-Greed-level money-laundering.
(2) A similar-to-Definition-Number-One intestinal affliction suffered by da countless naively-trusting clients of da infamous Lawyer Tom due to his American-Greed-level money-laundering.
I'll just attend a small community college and avoid getting mixed up in major lawsuits to hopefully avoid any bouts of girardia.
by QuacksO August 3, 2023
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Howdy yall, i was born and raised in Cape Girardeau. Wanna load up yer airshoft guns and shoot up shome shquirrls?
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Giardia is a disease that comes from cow feces.
And then the cows poo in the Green River, and then your canoe tips, and you aren't expecting it, and you swallow cow feces water and ten days later you get the bloody fuckin' shits.
And you have to go buy Pepto Bismal.
But you still have the bloody shits.
Because Giardia is nasty and Pepto doesn't help.
And then the cows poo in the Green River, and then your canoe tips, and you aren't expecting it, and you swallow cow feces water and ten days later you get the bloody fuckin' shits.
And you have to go buy Pepto Bismal.
But you still have the bloody shits.
Because Giardia is nasty and Pepto doesn't help.
"I was on the Green River last week, and I accidentally swallowed some water from it, and now I can't leave my bathroom 'cause I got Giardia." said Nicholas,
"Oh so that's why you haven't been at school." said Steve the math teacher.
"Yup, I got the bloody shits."
"Oh so that's why you haven't been at school." said Steve the math teacher.
"Yup, I got the bloody shits."
by dhk ldhaljkh September 20, 2008
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Inaction and indifference in the face of a situation requiring something to be done. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Named after professional hockey player Daniel Girardi of the New York Rangers.
Inaction and indifference in the face of a situation requiring something to be done. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Named after professional hockey player Daniel Girardi of the New York Rangers.
Verb: "His teammate was getting beaten up but all he did was girardi."
Noun: "When Larry asked his sensible question and John bullied him, all the other guys around were complete girardis."
Noun: "When Larry asked his sensible question and John bullied him, all the other guys around were complete girardis."
by Vipers30 January 22, 2010
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Oh Giardia! (upon seeing a beaver shitting in the river upstream from you)
Friend: I've got a bad case of the shits man.
You: Giardia!
Oh Giardia! (upon seeing a beaver shitting in the river upstream from you)
Friend: I've got a bad case of the shits man.
You: Giardia!
by Thir October 2, 2007
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Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home
Tom Girardi
Tom Girardi
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