girardia

(1) A major case of "da poops" dat college students get from consuming Philadelphia water.
(2) A similar-to-Definition-Number-One intestinal affliction suffered by da countless naively-trusting clients of da infamous Lawyer Tom due to his American-Greed-level money-laundering.

I'll just attend a small community college and avoid getting mixed up in major lawsuits to hopefully avoid any bouts of girardia.

by QuacksO August 3, 2023