giardia

Giardia is a disease that comes from cow feces.
And then the cows poo in the Green River, and then your canoe tips, and you aren't expecting it, and you swallow cow feces water and ten days later you get the bloody fuckin' shits.
And you have to go buy Pepto Bismal.
But you still have the bloody shits.
Because Giardia is nasty and Pepto doesn't help.

"I was on the Green River last week, and I accidentally swallowed some water from it, and now I can't leave my bathroom 'cause I got Giardia." said Nicholas,
"Oh so that's why you haven't been at school." said Steve the math teacher.
"Yup, I got the bloody shits."

by dhk ldhaljkh September 20, 2008

Giardia

exclamation; used in place of such words as goodness, gracious, lord, god, shit, hell, fuck, etc.

Gardia! I just stubbed my toe!

Oh Giardia! (upon seeing a beaver shitting in the river upstream from you)

Friend: I've got a bad case of the shits man.
You: Giardia!

by Thir October 2, 2007

Guardians of the Galaxy

The Guardians of the Galaxy are a fictional superhero team, that have starred in the comic book series of the same name, published by Marvel Comics. The original team, based in an alternate universe within the Marvel Comics continuity, debuted in the comic book Marvel Super-Heroes #18 (Jan. 1969).
Another team, this time based in the mainstream Marvel Universe, debuted in the comic Guardians of the Galaxy (vol. 2) #1 (July 2008):

Guardians of the Galaxy

1.Starlord (Peter Quill)

2.Rocket Raccoon

3.Quasar (Phyla-Vell)

4.Adam Warlock

5.Gamora

6.Drax

7.Mantis

8.Groot

The live-action film Guardians of the Galaxy, based on the comic book and team (2008 version), is scheduled to be released on August 1, 2014 (though the date could change). It will be directed by James Gunn, based on a screenplay written by Nicole Perlman, Chris McCoy, and Gunn. The film was formally announced by its production studio, Marvel Studios, at the July 2012 San Diego Comic-Con International, with concept art portraying Drax the Destroyer, Groot, Star-Lord, Rocket Raccoon, and Gamora.

by The Centurion December 9, 2012

guardian angel

An Angel in Heaven/The Other Side who ensures that you're safe. Everyone has at least 2 of them. They can also be family members or pets in Heaven/The Other Side.

Thank the Creator for all the help from my guardian angel. I just Know my Mom is 1 of my guardian angels. I take lots of risks so I need lots of guardian angels.

by Starchylde June 21, 2016

High Guardian Spice

An utter dogshit Crunchyroll original "anime".
The creators of this "anime" strive to have diversity in their team, but somehow have a 100% female writers room.
The graphics in this "anime" look like the stuff on Cartoon Network rather than a REAL Japanese anime.
It is so bad that it is not even listed on MyAnimeList.

Every REAL anime watcher thinks that High Guardian Spice sucks.

by ANIM3BOI69 August 13, 2021

engine guardian

A Person Whose forehead resembles that of an Engine Guardian off the Game Elder Scrolls. Someone whose speech consists of every racial slur in the game and writes long love letters to egirls.

Dang, look at Miami and his big ass engine guardian forehead over there.

by Vegetable69 February 15, 2018

glucose guardian

Gender neutral term for an older (but not always) individual who takes care of someone in the form of money or expensive gifts oftentimes in exchange for companionship or sexual favors

Steve: damn I'm so broke dude I need me a glucose guardian

Dave: man what?

Steve: yeah dude sugar daddy, sugar momma I don't care I just need money

by Youngmagi December 1, 2016