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A Giessel is a woman who won’t do as she promised. She’ll say whatever she needs to, to get a job or position of power, but she won’t keep her promise once she’s in there.

A woman who promises or claims one thing, then later does the opposite.

To Giessel is to do the reverse of what was promised.
Wow, I can’t believe that woman promised to pay us those funds & then did a complete 180 on it.

“Yeah she’s a total Giessel”

Hey did you see that woman indicate right, but then she turned left. She must be a Giessel.
Giessel by Dick _Shinary October 22, 2019
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(N) meaning sexy female, one of a kind. If you know one, consider yourself one of the luckiest people on the planet. WARNING! Piss one off, run for your life and don't stop
Is known for being creative, beautiful, smart, sexy, brilliant, funny and great at everything. The perfect house cat. A Ginessa does have claws but they are well kept and painted beautifully. Ginessa's also smell great all the time.
Dude, This party is lame..where are all the Ginessa's!
Ginessa by Rainbow-brite February 3, 2010

Ginestein 

(Noun) One who knows multiple things about vaginas.
1.) Albert Einstein new multiple things about science. Ginestein knows multiple things about vaginas.

2.) "He sure knew where my special spots were. He must have been a Ginestein."
Ginestein by Intha Nicka Tyme June 24, 2009
The most beautiful girl in the world. She is sweet but will stand up for herself.
I wish I were Genessee.
Genessee by anonymous January 11, 2021

Guinessed 

The feeling one gets of complete bloatedness, lethargy and self-loathing when too many guinesses have been consumed.
"I'm always so guinessed on St. Patrick's day."

"I'm so guinessed I literally can't move"
Guinessed by Charlie and Tom March 19, 2007

Gianesse 

Sexy girl with beautiful eyes and extreme talent … shes super sweet and would definitely be one of your favorite people to hang out around .
Gianesse il-Mazza
Gianesse by Ilovepedro05 November 21, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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