Guinessed
The feeling one gets of complete bloatedness, lethargy and self-loathing when too many guinesses have been consumed.
Guinessed by Charlie and Tom March 19, 2007
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guiness book of records
The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.
Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.
Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.
Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"
guiness book of records by Rock DJ June 27, 2005
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Guiness by Guinness2702 June 24, 2005
bitch u guessed it
bitch u guessed it by Habibino Caine October 30, 2014
guessedge
all entries in the urban dictionary are guessedge until they make it into wikipedia, which is when they become 'knowledge'
guessedge is so much more exciting than knowledge because you're crossing into unknown territory in our thoughtmosphere
when your guessedge is believable, ordinary bullshit turns into professional bullshit and your crazy words and ideas make it into dictionaries and marketable products, thereby turning subjectivity into objectivity and bringing about new realities
all inventions, words and expressions started out as guessedge before they caught on and become acceptable knowledge e.g. 'e=mc2,' 'I think therefore I am', 'sliced bread', 'beer in a can'
guessedge is so much more exciting than knowledge because you're crossing into unknown territory in our thoughtmosphere
when your guessedge is believable, ordinary bullshit turns into professional bullshit and your crazy words and ideas make it into dictionaries and marketable products, thereby turning subjectivity into objectivity and bringing about new realities
all inventions, words and expressions started out as guessedge before they caught on and become acceptable knowledge e.g. 'e=mc2,' 'I think therefore I am', 'sliced bread', 'beer in a can'
guessedge by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009
Bitch you guessed it
From the song "u guessed it" feat. 2. Chainz by Og Maco the term "Bitch you guessed it" is pretty much a cocky way of saying you're right.
Bitch you guessed it by Baby Jade April 22, 2016
Go go Guiness
Go go Guiness by The Mads November 24, 2020
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