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Guinessed

The feeling one gets of complete bloatedness, lethargy and self-loathing when too many guinesses have been consumed.
"I'm always so guinessed on St. Patrick's day."

"I'm so guinessed I literally can't move"
by Charlie and Tom March 19, 2007
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guiness book of records

The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.

Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.
Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"
by Rock DJ June 27, 2005
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Guiness

by Guinness2702 June 24, 2005
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bitch u guessed it

A cocky way of saying "you were right".
Bitch u guessed it.
by Habibino Caine October 30, 2014
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guessedge

all entries in the urban dictionary are guessedge until they make it into wikipedia, which is when they become 'knowledge'

guessedge is so much more exciting than knowledge because you're crossing into unknown territory in our thoughtmosphere

when your guessedge is believable, ordinary bullshit turns into professional bullshit and your crazy words and ideas make it into dictionaries and marketable products, thereby turning subjectivity into objectivity and bringing about new realities

all inventions, words and expressions started out as guessedge before they caught on and become acceptable knowledge e.g. 'e=mc2,' 'I think therefore I am', 'sliced bread', 'beer in a can'
by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009
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Bitch you guessed it

From the song "u guessed it" feat. 2. Chainz by Og Maco the term "Bitch you guessed it" is pretty much a cocky way of saying you're right.
Paul: "How tall are you?"

Tyrone: "guess."
Paul: "idk 6 foot?"
Tyrone: "Bitch you guessed it"
by Baby Jade April 22, 2016
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Go go Guiness

A 50/50 mix of energy drink and Guinesss Stout.
Ryad can't get out of bed until he's had a Go go Guiness in the morning.
by The Mads November 24, 2020
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