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A quick one off the wrist. Derived from a combination of jism and wrist. Not related to fisting.
I was supposed to be summarizing the document but instead I was in the bathroom gisting.
Gisting by Fishyrich October 17, 2011

Emily Giffin 

Some Mom at a popular atlanta school known as “recruitment castle”. Writes really shitty books about British royals and is a keyboard warrior on social media because she needs some outlet for her anger when she gets mad at her unfaithful husband
Emily Giffin by Yeswestillhateyou February 5, 2022

Grifting 

grift (grft) Slang
n.
1. Money made dishonestly, as in a swindle.
2. A swindle or confidence game.
v. grift·ed, grift·ing, grifts, Grifter
v.intr.
To engage in swindling or cheating.
v.tr.
To obtain by swindling or cheating.
Joe the Gypsie spent most of his life grifting in Pasadena
Grifting by DancingRonin September 2, 2013

Glifting 

When acting as a bench press spotter for a male partner, Glifting involves dangling ones testicles into the mouth of the lifter on the press. Similar to 'teabagging' but specific to male bodybuilders - derivation is believed to come from a combination of 'Gay' and 'Lifting'.
'Nice curls you were doing there, Jeff - fancy a spot of glifting? Don't mind if I do, Roger - I hope you've shaved your balls this time!'
Glifting by Sir Rup of Figs February 6, 2015
a boy who is very caring understandable supportive loyal trustworthy dependant and is well with socializing he is an amazing person to have around . people usually get him misunderstood because he usually acts out for attention and and follows the wrong crowd from time to time but now he is learning from past experiences and mistakes and its making him a better human to this world . he isn't like everybody AT ALL and when he try's to tell people that they don't think nothing of it and just think he just talking out the flap like everyone else but yea if you want to more about him just ask him . by the way he said whoever is reading this i love you .
Giften Loves You
Giften by Your Lord & Savior April 21, 2023

Soft-Grifting 

Softening your real views, on social media, in order to pander to a broader audience for money making purposes.
Jimmy D does “soft-grifting” on his podcast. He peddles a few of his milder progressive views, but he mostly takes hard right political stances because that is where the audience and the money is.
Soft-Grifting by Adam8909x June 18, 2022
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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