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giflecting 

The strategic use of humorous or distracting animated images (gifs) to divert attention from the main point or issue during an argument, often employed by individuals who find themselves at a disadvantage or wish to avoid conceding a point.
person 1: why do you genuinely think your funny at all?

person 2: *sends a gif of a "funny" caption meme*

person 1: stop giflecting it isn't going to work.
giflecting by OPENCUP April 28, 2023
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Gilletting 

Staying up late playing video games and jerking off. In order to compete the Gillette you must also fall asleep at work due to the late night of jerking off and playing video games.
You see Nick over there? He must have been gilletting all night he can barely stay away.
Gilletting by geechsmellhound November 4, 2012
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Gibleting 

Joining the ranks of odd trends like extreme ironing and planking is Gibleting — a testicle-themed gag that involves liberating one’s testicles in a normal social setting. Gibleting is the world's newest adrenalin sport, combining the thrill of social activity with the satisfaction of getting one’s scrotal unit (i.e. giblets) out in the open air.

Part of the attraction and interest towards gibleting seems to centre on the issue of whether it is really a sport or not. It is widely considered to be tongue-in-cheek.

From its modest beginnings as a festive distraction during a staff Christmas party, Gibleting has has become a one-of-a-kind mix of performance art and danger sport.

Whether conducted solo or in a group, some locations where such performances have taken place include a club in central London, a park, on the street and in the London Welsh RFC bar.
- 'Dude this party is so dry. I might just start gibleting now.'
- ' If in doubt get them out!'
Gibleting by Trotsky's Icepick December 17, 2012

gibleting 

When a poorly endowed but energetic male accidently deposits his scrotum as well as his penis inside the vagina of his female partner.
Maureen said to Sue and Candy 'he was so fuckin' tiny he ended up gibleting me'.
gibleting by Mike Sears August 29, 2004

Gilleting 

When a human exceeds the weight of a neutron star at their current size, breaking up into entirely strange quarks; therefore eliminating the human race.
Oh god why is Jack gilleting again? He's going to break the bench!
Gilleting by dazzled69 November 24, 2019

gibleting  

Engaging in wanton sexual acts with poultry, including the use of poultry in masturbation.
"Ian is gibleting that chicken real good."
"Gary has given that turkey a serious gibleting." (see also stuffing)
"Mom, Mark is gibleting himself with the leftover drumsticks again."
gibleting by Ficken Chucker August 31, 2007

Gilletting 

When a man displays characteristics that are traditionally displayed by a soy boy or white knight. These terms are often interchangeable.
when a guy is gilletting it is usually a sign that he is a beta male with low testosterone and is most likely pussy whipped
I swear, when we are at the bar tonight Jim better not start Gilletting. I hate it when he pulls that soy shit.
Gilletting by jarlin dando March 14, 2019
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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