gibbonite

A follower/worshipper of gibbons.Founded in September 2009 by Plymouth transexual E Lugg.Not to be confused with gibonite (only one b) which is prehistoric nodules of gibbon droppings.

Lets all hold hands fellow gibbonites.

by eiwob yag September 4, 2009

giptonite

A scally from gipton (Leeds) who wears the same washed out tight blue jeans tucked into his cheap socks complete with the standard giptonite footwear: rockports. Normally wears about 73 cheap gold sovereign rings together with a fake red/blue/green berghaus fleece. They are also infamous for the compulsory faded baseball cap tilted at approximately 82 degrees showing a manky fringe which is normally left to grow obscuring vision while the rest of their head is shaved. From the lack of clean water combined with the allergy to reading, culture etc. they "mature" to be hateful, and ignorant growing to hate all the rich people, black people, asian people, gay people etc.
Harmless in small numbers, but dangerous in a group of about twenty+ Normally called Kayley, Danny, Jimmy, Kacey Kimberley, or anything else that can be shortened to have an "ay" sound at the end.

Walk into any standard dole office/kwiksave/jjb and you are sure to find a couple of giptonites circulating around the exits with more than they walked in with. Stear Clear

by Northern Grammer July 24, 2004

gibbone

A crude, inept person

The plumbers who came to fix the leak were a pair of gibbones.

by Cornholio September 27, 2003

Gibsonize

To make rude or harsh anti-Semitic remarks. Mel Gibson

I can't believe the way she Gibsonized him!

by ljkievlan August 2, 2006

gibbonheimer

A sick, twisted, demented whore who does anything for money.

That slut's a fuckin' gibbonheimer. I heard that she once fucked an entire football team.

by Derick Ross March 29, 2003

Gibsonitus

When a guitar/bass guitar is so heavy on the neck and headstock, that the body just cant match the weight, and the neck dips down when playing. Just like Gibson guitars (firebird, x-plorer, flying V, SG, Les Paul) are famous for.

"Dude, i just got a B.C. Rich Warlock."
"How is it?"
"Good sitting down, but standing up playing, its got fuckin' Gibsonitus"

by Pat the bassist April 14, 2009

Gibsonize

To take a story that originally had a small bit of violence or bloodshed in it, and exaggerate it into a resplendent blood bath. Said because virtually all of Mel Gibson's movies have had gallons of blood with gruesome violence.

Murron to Braveheart:Today I fell off my skateboard and cut my knee on the pavement and a few drops of blood came out.
Braveheart to Murron's parents:Well she fell off her skateboard and severed a major artery and painted the pavement red, so I cut her throat with my fingernail and grabbed her by her feet and twirled her around to ensure good blood coverage.
Murron to Parents:Braveheart! Don't Gibsonize the story!

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 14, 2008