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Gibsonize 

To take a story that originally had a small bit of violence or bloodshed in it, and exaggerate it into a resplendent blood bath. Said because virtually all of Mel Gibson's movies have had gallons of blood with gruesome violence.
Murron to Braveheart:Today I fell off my skateboard and cut my knee on the pavement and a few drops of blood came out.
Braveheart to Murron's parents:Well she fell off her skateboard and severed a major artery and painted the pavement red, so I cut her throat with my fingernail and grabbed her by her feet and twirled her around to ensure good blood coverage.
Murron to Parents:Braveheart! Don't Gibsonize the story!

gibsoning 

A gibsoning is a loud, incoherent, alcohol induced rant that is delivered with venomous intent. The rant often is delivered sometime between midnight and early morning and the victim is often a spurned lover. The rant can take many forms and can even include abstract acts such as keying a cock into the car door of said spurned lover. Often the gibsoning is delivered with such violent intent that even the gibsoner is unaware of his actions due to what is sometimes called Gibson blindside. A condition where rage often rules common sense. Most gibsons are delivered over multiple messages with each more violent than the last. Often the victim is a mega slut, but rarely can be an unsuspecting victim that happens to be in the vicinity at the time of gibsoning. Gibsoning has been known to take the form of cock pictures on the spurned lovers face book page also. Gibsoning is almost always warranted however the severity is often harsher than necessary.
I hope you get raped by pack of niggers... No you'd like that. Said the man gibsoning the slut
gibsoning by Mel gibo January 5, 2014

gibsonlessocity 

1. The condition of being without Gibson; 2. And experience of extreme lack of Gibson
Gibson left an hour ago and now I have a raging, itching case of gibsonlessocity
gibsonlessocity by Katie Coia July 20, 2004

gibbonite 

A follower/worshipper of gibbons.Founded in September 2009 by Plymouth transexual E Lugg.Not to be confused with gibonite (only one b) which is prehistoric nodules of gibbon droppings.
Lets all hold hands fellow gibbonites.
gibbonite by eiwob yag September 4, 2009

Gibsonitus 

When a guitar/bass guitar is so heavy on the neck and headstock, that the body just cant match the weight, and the neck dips down when playing. Just like Gibson guitars (firebird, x-plorer, flying V, SG, Les Paul) are famous for.
"Dude, i just got a B.C. Rich Warlock."
"How is it?"
"Good sitting down, but standing up playing, its got fuckin' Gibsonitus"
Gibsonitus by Pat the bassist April 14, 2009

gibonize 

to reduce to its essence.
to strip to its guts.
to remove everything that is not essential.
he had a nice jeep, and then he gibonized it.
he removed the doors, the dashboard, the seats,
the windshield, the tailgate, he didn't stop
until there was nothing left but the pureness
of it - a running jeep that would truly go
anywhere, with very little, on very little.
gibonize by gibon October 14, 2007
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