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gibsoning 

A gibsoning is a loud, incoherent, alcohol induced rant that is delivered with venomous intent. The rant often is delivered sometime between midnight and early morning and the victim is often a spurned lover. The rant can take many forms and can even include abstract acts such as keying a cock into the car door of said spurned lover. Often the gibsoning is delivered with such violent intent that even the gibsoner is unaware of his actions due to what is sometimes called Gibson blindside. A condition where rage often rules common sense. Most gibsons are delivered over multiple messages with each more violent than the last. Often the victim is a mega slut, but rarely can be an unsuspecting victim that happens to be in the vicinity at the time of gibsoning. Gibsoning has been known to take the form of cock pictures on the spurned lovers face book page also. Gibsoning is almost always warranted however the severity is often harsher than necessary.
I hope you get raped by pack of niggers... No you'd like that. Said the man gibsoning the slut
gibsoning by Mel gibo January 5, 2014
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Gibbing, deriving from the word "giblets" meaning the offal of a dead animal, is a video gaming slang term featuring prominently in many 3D shooter games.

The word refers instances when a game character has been killed with such force that their body explodes leaving their "giblets" visible all over the floor.
While playing Doom 3, I'm going to give all the newbies a really good gibbing!
Gibbing by MarvinDBox February 1, 2010

gibbering moron 

A person who talks crap and exhibits dog-like traits such as cowering in fear and being whipped.
Mat deleted the report because he is a gibbering moron.

gibbering 

To prattle and chatter unintelligibly, usally when feeling guilty or after some sort of wrongdoing
2 days after doing a runner from a taxi driver, his concience was finally pricked, until, like Hamlet's stepfather, he totters from the banquet, ghostly pale and gibbering with guilt!
gibbering by Sethmtut June 22, 2008

gabooning 

To sniff a recently used seat. This practice specifically refers to bicycle seat sniffing, though can refer to any seat. It is also usual practice to gaboon a seat that has been sat on by another, preferably unknown to yourself, person.
I feel like gabooning the sweatiest bicycle.
gabooning by N. Hodgson January 14, 2008

gibbsing 

the art of guaranteeing your attendance (especially when you are counted on) then withdrawing for no reason, usually at the last minute.
i told the team i would definitely be there, but then at the last minute i decided gibbsing would be better for myself.
gibbsing by whoisdom February 17, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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